Sherlock Holmes Is Gay And Has Adventures

Sherlock And John Go To 221B Baker Street For The First Time

On the doorstep of 221B
Cars pass by quickly
The city is at ease
For the last time in like 6 fucking years

J: soooo how'd you get such a good deal on a flat in central London
S: the landlady and I r tight
S: her ex husband had an issue & she owes me
J: what happened
S: he's ded now
J: what
S: nothing
S: come in & see the flat bb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-enter-

J: oo
S: I concur
J: let's just clean all this trash out
S: I just moved in
J:
S:
J: o christ I'm sorry
S: *STRESSED* I can clean im sorry dONT LEAVE
S:
J:
J: so what's the skull
S: my friend
J: *is shook but still has a 9/10 intrigue boner so he ain't leavin folks*
MH: so what do you think Dr. Waston
MH: there's another bedroom upstairs if you'll be needing two
J: of course we'll be needing two?
S: *screeching from the other room* FUCK
MH: don't worry Dr. Watson there's all sorts round here (;
MH: Mrs. Turner next door's got married ones ((;
J: *is even more shook but he is also very i n t e r e s t e d in a very heterosexual way*

J: so I looked you up on the Internet™ last night
S: oh boy
J: found your website
S: (°▽°)
S: do u love it
J: *is unimpressed*
S: (　ﾟдﾟ)
J: you can apparently identify a software designer by his tie??
S: (￣^￣)
S: I can
J: h o w
S: the same way I can identify ur brothers drinking habit n ur fake limp and a lot of other bullshit do u have no trust?? Who hurt u
J: *looks into camera like he's on The Office™* Major James Sholto
S: who r u talking to and who's that

-enter Gregory Lestrade-

L: holy fcuking shit theres been som murders
L: we need ur help unfortunatley
L: will you come
S: whos gonna b there
L: Andreson is werking forensics
S: I will literally fuckingn die b4 I work with that titman
L: I die every time I have to work w you shut the FUCK up
L: anyway please come
L: you don't have to work with him
S: I need a partner *looks suggestively @ john*
L: look you gay fuck id do this w/out you if I could but i can't so just fucking meet me there
L: I hate you so god damn much I lie awake at night and SCREAM

-exit G. Toaster Lestreudel-

S: *turns to john* jawn
S: ur a docter
S: an army docter
J: yes
S:  god that gets me fuckin hot
S: so are you any good
J: very good
S: so u've seen alot of injurys then
S: violent deths
S: trouble
J: ye
S: want to see some more (ﾟωﾟ)
J: *has a literal orgasm* yes

-nyoom there they go-

~fin