it is cold & rainy in London
there has been a MURDER
Lestrade n crew are @ scene
Sherlock is walkign to scene
He's onhisway
He taps Lestrade's shoulder
S: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lestrade
L: I'm working u fuck
S: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
S: Lestrade
S: buddy ol pal ol chap ol chaperoo
L: show me another picture of a corpse I'll throw you into the fuckinf river
S: no that's not why I'm here
S: Jawn my friend Jawn that I'm in love with yes Jawn he had a baby
L: oboy
S: behodl
S: a Rosie
S: :D
S: look at her Lestrade isn't she the most perfect thing you've ever seeeeeeeen ☆*:.｡. o(*▽*)o .｡.:*☆
-moment passes-
L: nice
L: anyway give Jawn n Marry my congratulation on their baby they must be so happy :)
S:
S: what the fkuc did u just say
S: "THEIR BABY"
S: OBOY
S: O
S: BOY
-the encounter nearly ends with a second murder scene-
-sherlock is forCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE PREMESIS-
-lestrade lives another day-
~fin
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Sherlock Holmes Is Gay And Has Adventures
FanfictionSherlock is gay. This story is gay. I'm gay. What the fuck. -I do not own BBC Sherlock -contains swearing + wink wink nudge nudge lines -I do know how to speak proper English I swer
