Bittybones Vlogs

Chapter 8

Based on the video above

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"Hey everyone it's Jordie and today I'm going to try these cookies that my friend lexi got me from her trip to Japan. Only from you Japan that there are Yandere cookies. Alright so let's open these cookies."

Jordie opens the box finding individual packet cookies "And having cookies in packets" taking the cookies out of the packets she places them on a plate "alright let's see what these taste like, and maybe the baby might like them" she said.

Taking a bite of one of he cookies "Am I missing something?" "pap did you eat these cookies earlier?" offscreen pap replies "Yeah I did I'm pretty sure"

"What did they taste like?"

"Like cookies filled with hot sauce"

"Honey and bitties"

"what?"

"eat these"

"why?"

"Because they are delicious I'm mad"

Pap comes over with the bitties eating some of the cookies "What the f"

"exactly"

"I guess their not spicy"

"but is this the one's you eat?"

"no"

"I guess you just eat cookies. Nothing Yandere about them"

"I guess so"

"I don't know what kind of Yandere Lexi got but these are fantastic"

"But it did come with a picture of the girl on the box so I'm going to keep this" Jordie said holding up the picture then setting it aside

*10 minutes later*

Jordie now had blood dripping down her mouth "should I call 911" pap said

"I don't know. But this didn't happen to you right"

"I just bit into this and blood appeared"

"looks like you had to many the baby disapproves"

*Cutaway*

"Yay I'm still alive and papy's life is still worse"

Pap then started to laugh "Yeah my life is worse because she's still alive" Making Jordie laugh as well "but it turns out something did happen fake blood stains your clothes" Jordie then held up more cookies "So Lexi got another box which is the Tsundere cookies which have 2/12 cookies that are spicy. So let's open this box"

So Jordie then took the cover off the box

"hey it looks like something's alive in there with the holes" pap said

"good lord don't let it be another bitty"

"Of course more individual pacts again" pap said looking at the cookies

Pouring the cookies on the table Jordie started mixing the cookies up "just going to mix this up a bit" "oh plus a little card here"

"oh yeah either if they taste like SH** or you die call this number" Pap said holding the card up to the camera but the number was censored

Jordie gives a cookie to pap and one to herself "okay we're going one by one until we get the spicy ones"

"I swear Jordie if this is the spicy one"

"I'll freaking laugh"

"I will cry"

"And I will laugh"

They both then eat the cookies after a few seconds they both say "Safe" then Jordie says ow pap looks over to her "I bit my lip"

"it's a little spicy"

"huh? Did you get it?"

"it kind of feels spicy"

"maybe?"

"possibly?"

"Or is it just your mind tricking you?"

Pap the swallows the cookies "Nope I got it"

Jordie then starts laughing grabbing the camera pointing it at pap with him Riving in agony he picks up some water taking a drink of it.

"The first one on the very first one papy"

"And it was the first one you gave me" pap that burps making Jordie laugh even more.

"I felt nothing at first ugh I can smell the food we had earlier" having Jordie laugh more 

"like the moment you swallow the cookie burns your throat"

"I hope I get it because I want to know what it tastes like and let's hope it doesn't burn the baby making it melt"

"Okay From what I see you have two choices you can either continue eating the cookies until you get the spicy one or do it for dem views" Pap replied making both of them laugh

"FOR THE VIEWS" Jordie said grabbing another cookie

Opening the packet eating her second cookie swallowing "No still safe" taking the another cookie "can I just spit it out if this isn't spicy because these aren't good for me or the baby?"

"sure what ever"

Jordie started eating the cookie then stopped making a grossed out face pap just started laughing "that quick hahaha" getting the camera showing her weird looking face.

"Come on babe you got to swallow"

"hm" Jordie shook her head "I'm scared" She breathed out "okay be a good girl" forcing herself to swallow she then started to gag "what is that?"

"see I told you"

"what is that"

"It has no taste though it's just on big burn"

"I swear Jordie if you get sick on me I will call this number"

Jordie hits pap across his head "alright I'm going outside now"

"kay bye pap"

"Okay everyone so that was it with the disappointing Yandere cookies, and the overwhelming Tsuendere cookies that were rush and roulette. So if you want to do this challenge I suggest the Tsuendere cookies for it. But yeah that's it now I better get some real food for me, pap, and the bitties"

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