Chapter 14: Cards against humanity highlights
Again like 2 chapters ago I won't use these things " with pap because he's talking through most of it. I'm only going to use them when the other people talk.
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*Video starts*
Hey everyone it's pap and today I will be doing cards against humanity gameplay I heard these cards are hilarious. Today I'm here with babe or Jordie say hi babe
"Hellloooo"
Marissa
"Heeeey"
And Ace the apple *laughs*
"Hi I normally don't do games but what the heck why not"
As you can see right now you can see my cards but not theirs and I am playing with my own custom deck because I'm freaking horrible. So let's start!!!
Yesterday I found blank for sale on eBay.
*picks a card saying monster privilege as the other cards load up*
"oh I think I found a card for you papyrus" ace said picking his card
*Pap sees the cards come up and he laughs*
Yesterday I found monster privilege on eBay. Oh come on puppies!
"puppies!" Marissa cheers
The puppies card always wins with you Marissa no matter what.
"I can't help it I love puppies"
*Next round*
"Yes!" Jordie says happy she got this one.
So can you read this one babe or do you want me to?
"no I got it pap.f*** b*tches get blank"
*picks a card saying terrible moaning when having sex*
HAHAHA *Jordie laughs with him seeing the other two cards*
Read it! Read it! Babe
"okay okay. f*** b*tches get terrible moaning when having sex. Hehe f*** b*tches get >rape. Or hahaha Jordie's moans"
*everyone laughs*
"I don't know I'm stuck between two. I'll just go with this one" *she picks the one that pap picked for it.*
YES! Point for me.
*Cutaway*
*All the cards were put out as ace reads the cards*
"Harry potter and the pap with two dicks, BATMAN!!! Or grandma in sexy underwear haha"
What it's a ligit thing to have a adventure for. I am a horrible person
*Another cutaway*
Okay this is a my little pony thing here Cutie mark crusaders; blank YAY! *the cards come up* alright Cutie mark crusaders; On the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON, Your mom, crippled foals *laughs along with Marissa and Jordie* that's the one I'm picking *clicks on the card*
"yes" ace says happily
*Next round*
*It was Marissa's turn to be the card czar*
"Blank.tumblr.com"
*pap picks a card saying 'Pap's massive throbbing orange cock'*
I can see this being something on tumblr *all the other cards come up*
"what has my life come to pap's massive throbbing orange cock.tumblr.com, Worst OC.tumblr.com, or hope.tumblr.com"
"ahhh this is beautiful" Jordie says giggling
"I actually want to see if there is a hope.tumblr.com" she looks it up on the computer or phone.
I can't believe your looking it up because there's no hope on tumblr.
"pffft yeah there is no hope on tumblr" ace agrees
"oh there is now ace haha"
But I bet there is something similar to the first one on tumblr. (oh there is pap! There is! Just look at my nsfw chapter there's something I found like it)
"Okay I'm going to pick this one" *she picks the one in the middle that is 'worst OC'
*Last round with pap as the card czar*
Is it wrong that I want to f*** blank *the cards immediately come up*
"I think I'm going to hell for this one pap" Ace says doing a card saying underswap papyrus
*everyone laughs*
Is it wrong that that I want to f*** Jordie? Underswap papyrus, or horrible fanfics. Okay I'm not going to touch the last one. The second one is basically I'm f***ing myself and Jordie because usually Jordie is a win for me.
"I know why"
Shut up babe
You know f*** it I'm choosing you
"Of course why wouldn't ya" Marissa said sarcastically.
*Video ends*
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