Zadr (Zim x Dib)

A Month Away. (A bit fluffy)

(Possibly there is going to be some OOC moments in this story) (OOC=Out of Character)

Zim's POV

*tap tap tap* I tapped my pencil on my desk, glancing over to Dib's seat in class, yet, he was not there.  WHAT IS HE PLANNING?!?  Maybe some sort of device to CAPTURE the INCREDIBLE ZIM!? Yeah, that's HAS to be the reason why he missed a month's worth of school. 

"ZIM!" Miss Bitters said loudly, yet colder than dry ice.  I swore I jumped as higher than one ft. Miss bitters was still the teacher in "skool" because the school's budget was so low, that they had only one teacher to teach everything. 

"What is it?" I said with a bored expression.

"What caused WWI?" 

"Uhh..." Crap, I didn't know anything about STUPID human history. "Cafeteria lunches?" 

Everybody laughed, with their taunting smiles.

"No, Zim, the war was caused by the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand at Sarajevo on 28 June 1914." (Mini history lesson) 

I grunted. Stupid teacher, of COURSE I knew that, I just needed time to think. The bell rang, it was time to go home finally.

"Don't forget the essay in science, Page 23-84 in English, and Problems 18-24, 30 and 34-40 in math is all due TOMORROW!" Her voice was like a snake, she hissed at all of us threateningly.

"Witch" I muttered under my breath.

I ran out of school, pushing and tripping a lot of other classmates.  I needed to get home, plus, I need ask my computer to do my homework.  Hmm, maybe I can have a snack when I get there, some chips would be nice.  I wonder what device Dib is making, hopefully his device won't have any water involved. I miss di-

Suddenly I tripped over a familiar piece of scrap metal, Gir.

"YAY! YOU TRIPPED!" Gir started to run In circles around me.

"NO, Gir, that's BAD, B-A-D!" I wasn't in a good enough mood to deal with him.  I said there was a taco stand in a place called, "Europe" that I learned in class, but I have no idea where that is, hopefully it is somewhere far away from me.  Then, obediently, he ran away going where ever that place was. I sighed with relief.  Finally I can have alone time when I get home.

I reached my destination, home.  I opened the door and took a deep breath, then exhaled, I'm finally home after that 7 hour PRISON!

"COMPUTER! DO MY HOMEWORK!"

"Really? I was in the middle of something...why don't you go and play along with your friend, Dib, while I can PEACEFULLY, do my work."

"DO WHAT I SAY! Now, I'll be back, I have to check on something."

I was about to exit the door, when I heard my squeedlyspooch growling for a snack. Damn, I'm hungry.  I ran to the kitchen and grabbed 2 bags of chips and a soda and put them in my PAK.  Now I'm ready.  I exited the house and opened a bag of chips, then walked to Dib's house.  I need to check on him, not that I care, It's just if he is going to die, I SHALL HAVE THAT VICTORY OF KILLING HIM!  All that talk made me more hungry, so I devoured the chips ferociously, like a wolf ripping apart its prey.  I had salt and chips all over my face, and my uniform, so I dusted of my shirt, and wiped crumbs off my face.

After a few minutes of walking, I reached Dib's house, then hesitantly, I rang to door bell.  I heard a click and the door opened, it was Gaz. Of course it was her.

"What do you want dweeb?" She didn't make eye contact, instead her eyes were practically glued to her gaming device.

"Can I see your human brother, Dib?"  I asked innocently.