(basically ZADR in a nutshell, and shitposting.)
"I'm Zim, rawr, fear me humans! For I shall keel (Kill) you all!" Zim exclaimed, while he was on a dumpster in an alley way.
"HEHEHEHE, IT IS I, DIB, I'M HERE TO STOP YOUR PLANS." Dib appeared out of the trash can, don't ask why he was in the trash.
"OH SKIDDIDLY KAPOODLES! Oh wait, I'M SUPERIOR, YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME!" Zim shouted.
"OH YEAH, WATCH ME DEFEAT YOU!" Dib started to gnaw on Zim's shoes.
Zim kicked him off of his shoe, then Dib landed on the dirt, and started to roll around.
"WHAT IS THIS?!" Zim clutched his chest dramatically. "IT APPEARS THAT MY HEART IS BEATING RAPIDLY DUE TO YOUR HIDEOUS ATTRACTIVENESS!"
"Oh forshizzles the nizzles." Dib flopped around in a puddle.
Keef burst in the alley way out of a trash-bag.
"IT IS I, AN UNAPPRECIATED CHARACTER THAT IS PART OF THE INVADER ZIM FRANCHISE!" Keef dabbed. (I know dabbing isn't cool anymore, that's why he did it.)
"Get the fuck out Keef, no one wants you here." Dib threw a can at Keef
"I agree with Dib-face."
Keef pranced away in sadness. Rest in piss Keef.
"Oh my god, your aggressiveness and dominance is what I find attractive in you Zim." Dib got up and smeared dirt and germs on Zim's face, he freaked out.
He wiped off the dirt, and then stared deeply into Dib's eyes.
*Smooches*
"Ew." Zim said.
"YOU WERE THE ONE WHO FUCKING KISSED ME FIRST, DON'T YOU SAY 'EW'." Dib slapped Zim.
They fought.
Then they fucked.
The end.
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It's 1:38 A.M.
I shouldn't exist, this shouldn't exist.
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Zadr (Zim x Dib)
FanfictionDib-human x the alien, I am writing this as excitement for the new I.Z. movie or whatever that nick. decided to make. And also cuz I can, and I ship it. Don't judge, this is wattpad, a lot of ships are on here. Also, these are just going to be a bun...
