Zadr (Zim x Dib)

Human: Part One

(You gotta admit that picture is beatiful.)

Third person point of view

Dib sat on his bed, doing nothing.  He pondered on and on about what he should do, and like every time he feels this way, he just ends up trying to figuring out plans to capture or eliminate Zim.   

'This time though,' he thought. 'I will be able to capture him!  There is no flaws to this plan!'  His idea was pure genius.  Dib got out blue prints to Zim's base.  He documented the interior and exterior structure of Zim's base a week ago without getting caught, and he will use this knowledge to his advantage.

Dib went on his computer, and tried to hack into Zim's base, but not taking information, that would be too noticeable, he just deactivated security.  

Dib ran to the alien's base, gasping for air because he wasn't in the best of shape as of now.  He walked casually at the front door, and the knomes didn't shoot at him.  'Success!' He thought.  Dib peered into the window and saw Zim getting up and walking away from the living room. 

Dib loaded his gun.

He kicked the door open.  Zim turned around and hissed.

"WHA-" Dib shot Zim right in the neck.  "Errhglaaa..." Zim started to spew up nonsense and weird noises, his legs wobbled and he collapsed on the floor. 

Two days before Dib got a blood sample from Zim, and tested out different tranquilizers, only one worked, so he used that one.

Dib picked up Zim's passed out body, and dragged him home. 

Dib threw Zim's body on his bed. (Hehehe, but it's not what you think.)

He started to collect all the items from his closet that he have been preparing for a while, but he ditched the idea a long time ago, but now, he will revive it.  Dib put some gloves and a mask on then grabbed all and sanitized the tools and placed them beside him. 

He was ready to start a surgery.

Dib first teared Zim's uniform off (nothing sexual about this.)  And put the tip of his scalpel at the top of Zim's chest and cut open down to his lower abdomen.  He started to carefully cut apart his organs so he could replace them with human organs.

He took a needle and injected into Zim, it's a virus to reverse his immunity without killing him in both the process of the virus and so he can put human organs into him. (There is so many ways this can sound wrong.)

Dib grabbed the organs that he got off the internet and placed them one by one, and stitch by stitch he worked for hours. 

(Since im so fucking lazy...)

Dib wiped the sweat from his forhead and sighed happily.  He was done, he successfully made Zim into a human, though, it would take a week to a month before his green skin would turn into more of a human-like pigment.  The only thing he didn't change was his structure, like bones, muscles, etc., just changed his organs, blood, and immune system.  (Dib also did not change his dick nor looked at it.  He may be curious, but he wasn't that gay...yet.)

Dib looked at Zim proudly.  The tranquilizer lasted a day, and it has been a day or labor, skipping school and surgery upon Zim. 

Zim fluttered his eyes open, just for then to fall and go back into a deep sleep.  Dib didn't want Zim to run away when he would be better, so he got some chains and chained one of his legs to the wall.  (Not kinky at all, also, Dib had gotten rid of his PAK, so Zim is powerless like the rest of humanity.)

For a week Dib has been staying at Zim's side, documenting his behavior while he was asleep/unconscious.  His movement, his noises, everything.

[Document one
Zim has woken up a few times, but could not be awake for more than a couple of seconds.
The noises he makes are weird, he keeps muttering something about light, but in my room it was dim.
Everyday I inject him with the necessary things needed to live, except water, i have to process it first, due to both Zim's allergies and just basic science.]

Dib scribbled the last of his unneat notes, he didnt even put the dates on his document, nor was it in order.  Dib clearly needed some note-taking practice.

Dib heard a shuffle coming from his bed, he looked up immediately, with his pencil ready in his hand to take more messy notes.  Zim opened his eyes and breathed in heavily.  Zim was fully awake this time.

"Where-"  He coughed, his voice was raspy. "Where am i?"  He spoke in an undertoned whisper.

Then Zim noticed where he was, he started to freak out, but then groaned after his movement, he still hasn't recovered fully.  He growled and stared at Dib, who was amused by all of this.

"You...You'll pay."  Zim heaved, and coughed up some blood.

"Jesus take it easy Zim, your going to kill yourseld if you make any harsh or rash movements."  Dib replied.

"Ugh, why does everything feel weird Dib-face?  Did you poison me or something!?  Errrrgggghh..." He clenched his stomach.  "I shouldn't have done that." Zim regretted speaking at all, because it hurt so much. 

"No I just replaced all your organs and reversed your immune system."  Dib said.

Zim shot him a confused look. 

"Your a human now Zim." Dib grinned evilly. 

Zim slammed his hands on the bed and tried to get up.  "WHAT?!  NO!  THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!"  Zim's heart rate was going crazy.  Dib got worried.  Dib pushed him back down on the bed, then stabbed him with two needles.  One was a tranquilizer, but one that would last a shorter duration and the other needle was so it would numb his body so he wouldn't feel pain for a short while. 

Dib sighed, he was tired from so many days without sleep and closed his eyes, next to the bed, his head resting in his own arms that were folded.  Then Dib slept.

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Skiddadle skiddoodle your dick is now a noodle.

Anyway, there is a story line im working on for this one-shot mini story book, but, like, there is a smut scene and its incredibly uncomfortable for me to write but it is needed for the storyline so that will take awhile, so im working this one and another thing before i have to face that hell.

I hoped you enjoyed fellow fangirls

Peace out.