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You know the Australian average for dick length is only 5.2 inches, but in Cteck or whatever its like 7.4 inches. I be going there to hop on some dick 😂 just a random fact for ur growing minds

Jack pushed himself up, clearly deciding he wasn't going to play this stupid pass the parcel game with them.

"My name is Jack Frost" he snickered "And I'm leaving."

This was the moment the Tooth Fairy regretted leaving the window open, as Jack had thrown himself out of it with a call of "Wind" and he was gone from sight.

"So, that's probably not a good sign" Tooth whispered.

"Do ya think he'll come back?" Bunny asked.

"Not sure, we can only hope he's being his usual difficult self" North grumbled, running his calloused hands over his face.

"Should I go after him?" Tooth stammered.

"No point Sheila, he'll be long gone, he's riding the wind, remember?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know."

It's short, don't stab me, please.

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