AN-- most people wouldn't count this as a song but I'm doing it anyway--
A month without uploading he comes back with a tag That no one even tagged him in he's not a challenge to drag
So prepare for an attack and by that I mean cringe cuz this motherf***er's bout to get dragged by his fringe
First thing's first your freakishly tall it's weird you look like a noodle
You've got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just look like a poodle
Throw in an a really annoying posh voice and yup that's Dan
You're what happened if Winnie the Pooh f***ed slenderman
You procrastinate at making videos because being judged is scary
your so close to being forgotten the hates imaginary
the only reason you get views is your another white guy that people ship with his friend cuz they think it's kawaii
Oh
Reasons why Dan's a fail
(Yay)
I'll give you some
You never tweet you over eat all you do is cry and sleep your jokes are sh*tposts and memes with no originality your family's sad you flopped your law degree at university and anything embarrassing that's from your past you just delete
You were vegan for like what three weeks then what you missed the meat? Wow I'm so impressed by your clear moral integrity you try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic but u can't make toast without tumblr sayying you're problematic
I could go on there's more if I check there's more things on this list than chins on your neck
On our birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death
100? yea when getting out of bed makes you out of breath
Your celebrity crush was j-law but now it's Evan P
Wtf even is your sexuality
It's hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry
I think it's just to hide that you're secretly a furry
*cough*
I'm joking
Obviously
Okay that went deep
Repress it? Yup!
Before I start crying let's wrap this sh*t up
I'm gonna go and masturbate an cry into a slice of pizza
Shoutout to the other youtubers especially Ryan Higa
A cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation
Met with no depreciation
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