how I met Tobi

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"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming,swimm-" I get cut off
"SHUT THE HELL UP" said... Idk yet
"Who are you?" I asked
"Thats for me to know and you to never find out" it said
It kinda looks like a.... JELLYFISH SHIT I GOTTA GO NOW IM GONNA DIEEE
"Gotta blast" I said hurriedly
"Oh no you don't"it said grabbing me I struggled to get out of its grasp
"L..let... Me...GOOOO" I say struggling to breath
"Will you run?"it asks
"Umm... No" I squeak out
"Well I don't believe you" or says
"THEN WHY'D YOU ASK!!!" I YELL
"Because I can" she says
"I already hate you" I say venom laced in my voice "but whats your name?"I ask
"You can call me tobi" she says with confedence
"o...o..okay" I say trying to breath as her grip gets tighter but soon I lose concience
"Shit" I hear Tobi say

"Is she awake" "CAN YOU HEAR ME", "shut the fuck up P.D., "you wanna fight ho cuz I will fight a bitch,BITCH"
I hear someone grunt in pain and then I hear some say "IF YOU GUYS DON'T GET YO MOTHERFUCKING SHIT TOGETHER I WILL BEAT ALL Y'ALL ASSES" I knew that was momma
I start opening my eyes "OH LOOK SHES WAKING UP" "OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO YELL HO" "YES CUZ BITCHES LIKE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT SOMEONES SAY UNLESS THEY YELL"
IM GONNA GET MY WHOOP DAT ASS STICK IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD FROM EITHER OF YOU TWO MOTHER FUCKERS"Mom says
"Damn y'all are loud"I say I look around and see P.D., Tobi, Rosè, dustpan, Ashdolph, and mother
"Oh thank goodness your all right I thought you were dead for a second I couldn't lose another one of y'all" mum says talking about Jeremy
"Yo I'm hungry lets get something to eat" when we leave P.D. and Tobi start arguing but momma pulls out her whoop dat ass and they both shut up at the same time lmao I love my friends.

Authors note~ this is probably my favorite chapter yet, hope it made you laugh as much as it made me laugh.

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