Sea Squad [UNDER EDITING]

How I met Jeff

Me and P.D. were swimming through the coral reefs and then I seen somwithin move outside of the coral
"WHO'S THAT"P.D. YELLED
"Why are you always yelling like damn you don't know what the fuck that is" I told her
We slowly inched towards where I Deen the movement and then it came out "Hola senorita my name is Jeff and I am a jellyfish" jeff said
"What the fuck does seenoora mean?"
"Well first of all you pronounce it Senoroita and look it up loser"
I glare at Jeff "Okay the names Elli and dis is P.D and who you tryna get tough with calling me loser bitch I will beat yo ass" I tell her like how she finna call me a loser damn she was the one lurking around the damn coral like making me think that there was a rapist or stalker "okay you wanna fight ho then let's fight" Jeff said giving me a dirty look or should I say trying to give me a dirty look but it ain't working "you better learn your place you dirty squid" as I said that this ho turned around and inked on me you can say I'm beyond pissed so I swim up to this ho and grab her tentacle and I give a mighty pull she screams in pain and I laugh at but when she turns around and I see that murderous look in her eyes I knew that I should run but before she could do anything P.D. steps and and yells in a mighty voice "STOP FIGHTING YOU TWO BEFORE I MAKE YOU BOTH WORK FOR ME" "I'm shaking in me boots" Jeff's smartass said and P.D. went over to Jeff and said something inaudible but I knew it had to be something horrid because Jeff froze in her spot and her face went pale "alright so since we're all friends now let's go eat some sushi" P.D. said and me and Jeff gave her a disgusted look "we are not cannibals P.D." I said
"Kidding kidding"she said nervously laughing "how about we just go hang with the others alright" I offered and they both said okay.