I wake up actually happy today but then that goes away when I realize I hate everyone. I go to Pimp Daddys house to go wake her up because I want to go on a Sea trip I love sea trips
I arrive at P.D.'s home. she lives in a pineapple under the sea nah just kidding she lives under a rock though
"HEYYY PIMP DADDY WE ARE GOING ON A SEA TRIP SO GET YO ASS UP NOW!" I yell as I lift up the rock
"who dafuk said you could come up to my house and start yelling ho"
"Uhh bitch I did" I say confused, did she really think I needed permission to do this biiitch get outta here acting like she own da place. just kidding she does."I'd beat your was but since we're friends I'll let you off the hook this time only though" she rolls her eyes and looks at me with a glare so cold that I wanted nothing more than to leave and never come back.
"Okay okay I get it never wake up P.D. damn now chill" I tell her as I start backing "I thought you said you'll let me off the hook this time, right? Because we're friends"
"That doesn't mean I'm not pissed at you" she said still glaring"Alright but back to what I said ealier you wanna go on a road trip with me or what?" I say starting to get bored
"Yeah I guess I had nothing to do today anyways... Actually I gotta collect money today so who else is going imma collect my money from them" she says getting happier
"Umm I'm going to ask Tobi, Rosè, dustpan,Jeff, and Ashdolph. You know I would always go on these sea trips with jeremy.. Gosh do I miss him"
"Well let's go Jeffs home first. Where does she live anyways?"
"Oh I know where everyone lives, let's get a move on before all these damn fish start coming out"I say"Are we there yet?" "no" "how about now?" "No P.D. now quit asking, her home is right over there"
We swim over this hill anf the I see her house she lives in a little cavern.P.D. swims into the cavern and starts yelling for jeff "P.D. there is no need to yell" I tell her when I catch up to her, I see a small movement from the corner of my eye
"bitch why the fuck is you hiding from us like damn this aint no game of hide and seek"
"Cuz lookin at yo ugly ass face makes me wanna puke so I'm trynna avoid that you little bitch"Jeff said to me in a jokingly yet serious tone
"bitch, I dont know who you using that tone of voice with you better start to ass from the beginning and talk to me like you got some sense which I know you don't have but you better act like it ho" I said
"Bitch Idk why you here but you better have a damn good reason otherwise I'm kicking your ass out"Jeff said getting irritated
"Okay damn, chill I just wanted to know if you wanted to go on a seatrip with us" I say, I see her eyes brighten at seatrip
"YES I LOVE SEATRIPS!" She says excited as she swims to get ready
"Alright after your ready lets get the other" I tell Jeff starting to swim out of the cavern to wait outside.
Time skip
30 minutes later and we got everyone with us, actually we haf to drag tobi with us cuz she aint wanna go nowhere
"So where we going" Dustpan asks swimming towards me
"Oh we're going to the Atlantic ocean because there's gonna be a carnival" I say getting excited because I love carnivals I mean who doesn't.
After like 40 minutes of rosé's complaining and tobi and P.D. arguing and Dustpan bugging me about when we're gonna arrive we finally get there and I couldn't be happier because everyone finally shuts up
"Alright everyone I'm going to buy the tickets don't do anything stupid or I swear I will beat your ass" I say threatingly looking specifictly at P.D.
"Don't worry I won't do anything" she says with looking mischievous, "you say that now"I sigh while rolling my eyes I swim towards the ticket booth
"Hi I would like to buy 7 tickets please" I ask nicely but this bitch wanna roll her eyes at me and pull the tickets off with attitude ain't nobody finna give me attitude today "who the fuck do you think you rolling yo eyes at" I say angrily
She looks at me narrowing her eyes "you" she says challenging me with her eyes I reach in the booth and smack the shit out of her, her eyes start watering as she swims away I swim to the others after I grab the tickets "alright I got them lets go fast" I say hurridley but before we can get in security stops us they swim towards me with handcuffs "you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do will be used against you in a court of law" they say handcuffing me "oh fuck you she started it" I say trying to get loose
"Ha and you told us not to do anything stupid"P.D. says swimming towards me "if you don't let her go now I will make yo ass work for me motherfucker" she says narrowing her eyes at them as they realize who she is they let me go "okay okay we're sorry it was a misunderstanding, it won't happen again" one of them says while giving P.D. money "you damn right it won't otherwise it'll be more than just money you'll be giving me" she says getting angry "alright now that thats solved let's go have fun" she says and that we did without complainingSorry for not updating I'm gonma blame school but june 8th is our last day so expect more updates and if I don't update I give you permission of you find me to slap the shit out of me, thank you for reading and by for now. Also I thought the video was hilarious and I love idubbbz so I put that video❤
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Sea Squad [UNDER EDITING]
De TodoHey I'm Eli Mini Stories of my life in the sea I forgot to add this in but if you are easily offended then I dont think should read it but if you want to then go ahead bye I use triggering words and if you don't like it then get outta here cunt