"You're not allowed to speak of Obama anym-" he gets cut off by yours truly "-shut yo bitch ass the fuck up because your pissing me off" I finish tryna tell me I can't speak of Obama, bitch puh-lease.
He puffs his non-existent lips out, "Wrong" he says "I am a president and what I say goes" he looks at me and I. Get. Pissed.
"Cheese puff, yo ass ain't nowhere near being my godamn President" I say swimming towards his ugly ass but someone decides to grab my fin and I see that it's his guard so I kick his ass off of me and swim towards trump once again.
I decide to call the squad up real quick so now they here with me and ashleigh decides to throw a book at his ugly ass it reads "How to not be a Bitch-Ass" By Rosè and he gets salty So he puffs out his non-existent lips even more and he gets more orange than normal
Rosè swims ober to him and glares at him "Lets talk about slavery" she says leaning in "or maybe the day y'all took out land" she says and then looks around "I don't like you, she don't like you, shit She don't like you. The only person that like you is Putin the pussy ass white boi" he gets even madder and decides to take it out on Jeff.
"I. HATE." he swims closer and leans into Jeff's ear "Mexicans" she back hands the fuck outta his cheese puff ass and he flies backward (or whatever you call flying in the ocean)
She swims over to him and grabs his tailfin and swings him around and throws his ass and he was never to be seen again
"Aint nobody like his orange shrek lookin ass anyways" I say leaving to go get Obama because that's what everybody need.
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RandomHey I'm Eli Mini Stories of my life in the sea I forgot to add this in but if you are easily offended then I dont think should read it but if you want to then go ahead bye I use triggering words and if you don't like it then get outta here cunt
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