how I met Ashdolph

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Me and P.D. and Rosè and dustpan were hanging out and we decided to race
"WHOEVER GETS TO THE CORAL FIRST WINSSSS" P.D. yelled
"Y'all know I'm finna win"Rosè yelled grabbing into rocks dragging herself to the corals
"Get yo crusty ass outta here you know for a fact your gonna lose shit you can't even swim" I told Rosè starting to get tired from swimming
"Fuck you ho"Rosè said
"Haha cunt nug-" P.D. got slapped
"Don't call people that word you bitch" yelled someone I've never met before
"Who dafuk are you to be telling me what to do" P.D. said getting angry it was never good when P.D. got angry
"oh shit" I said under my breath
"I'm Ashdolph the great dolphin, and I dont don't appreciate you using that word"Ashdolph said
P.D. leaned in ever so slowly and said "Cunt... Nugget"
"Get yo musty ass breath out of here damn"Ashdolph said
All of us our laughing our asses off from what P.D. did and soon ash started laughing too
"You know this is the first time "anyone won a race other than... Other than" I couldn't finish
"Jeremy" P.D. said

Ashdolph in video

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