Feb. 23, 2014
Entry No. 19
Dear 30 Day Diary,
YAY~ Another letter!
To who is it this time?
To myself!
You sad, lonely cunt.
Bu-bu-but…
No buts! You have no friends and you need one okay?
Okay, seriously now. I’m going to write a letter to myself, ten years from now… and print it and hide it in my favorite shoe box~ {a.k.a. Memory box~}
Dear 23 Year Old Me,
Okay, so people would usually start their er... let’s call it future letter. Okay! So people usually start their future letters with questions like “Hey, how are you?!” or some overly used stuff like that. But, I will start mine with this:
Look up Jeffrey Dahmer… now. NOW. Stop reading this, read it in Wikipedia {if it’s still famous} Note, don’t read it alone. Read it with someone. So that they can be disturbed too. LOOK IT UP!
Oh, and are you recording this? Because it’ll be so cool if you do! Show it to your boyfriend or something. Do YOU have a boyfriend? Well, anyway… er… okay now let’s start… you better be weird. Okay. You better be. If you ended up like those people we criticize in the internet, well then I’m going to teleport to you and burn you. Also, please let the zombie apocalypse happen.
Speaking of the first sentence, do you have a boyfriend? Who is he? How did you meet? How did he confess? Is he a jackass? If yes, then you know what to do to him.
How many video games have you collected or played and completed? Have you finally finished The Last Of Us?
Oh, and friends now… here are some people {best friends in HS} you must remember: {Now note, I wrote this in 7th Grade and what… WILL refuse to read this for freaking ten years so I’’m sure you’re going to meet a lot more people}
Cedric Gonzaga, Hannah Leanda, Rachel Galicia, Sophia Larracas, Angela Yadao, Sherlaine Pepito, Shaine Agonia, Leah Lunasin, Zairalee Villanueva, Alyssa Ferrer, Joshua Manzano
There are probably some people I forgot but meh. Too many friends man. Okay, so how’re they? Who are you still in contact with? {ooh, you dirtyminded creep}
Anyway, did you really take that psychology course? I’ve always wanted it but I don’t know about you. I always wanted to work in the FBI but you know that’s not possible right? Oh! During the 10th grade {or 12th grade… because PSD} graduation how many awards did you win? You better got many! Also, you should also update your memory box kay? It’s a lot of work but it’ll be worth it right?
Well, I don’t know what else to say~
Oh! How was prom? Who did you go with? Did you go with my crush who was a year older than me? No? Thought so. Don’t remember him? Okay, look up Sean Carlo Garcia. Yup. An honor’s classes kid. Remember? Still no? You guys were together in IWA? Fine, I give up.
Also, remember to never care what people think about you okay? I mean, that’s how we are! We don’t care what they say because since they talk about us, it means that our life is more interesting than theirs.
Oh, and are you in Boston? Because daddy said that you could stay with Ate Roxette while you’re in college. Imagine, it’s fun right? But you left your friends didn’t you? Wait, are you really in Boston? It’s amazing if you are! I don’t know what else to add honestly.
Well, keep doing what you do! {But if you’re doing those things we criticized other girls from, then no… change… okay. Seriously, you’re better than that.}
Also, whatever you’re going through, remember that you should always pray and everything will be alright. You had a lot of problems back then but you got over it right? Just surround yourself with the right people and you could feel happy again!
Oh, and you’re Wattpad! How many stories have you made? Did you finish Revenge? I expect you to. How many followers do you have? Yeah.
The End xD
Sincerely Yours,
Ezelle Lucienne
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