The Gods Just Went Ninja! (Naruto Fanfic)

Chapter 2

"YOUTH!"

"Oh dear me no..." I whispered as two blurs ran into the compound me and Kami owned, one blue and the other green.

"Ohayo Kami-Chan and Jashin-Chan! I, the youthful green beast of Konohagakure, shall beat Kakashi for your hearts!" Gai annouced as I cringed, Kami seeming to brighten up.

"Hai Gai-Kun! Use the youthfullness of every ninja!" She cheered as I shivered.

"Oh no..." I whispered as Kami seemed to glow green, Kakashi cringed with me as we shuffled away from them.

"Not two of them." He whined as they turned to us with grins, I grabbed Kakashi's wrist and smirked at them.

"Teleportation Justu: Feral Trees." I stated as shadows burst up around us and slid up into the ground, Kami screaming in anger as we disapeared.

We appeared in hell, my own little home away from home.

"I'll get Demi to bring you home." I told him as said demon appeared and bowed.

"What is your order Jashin-Sama?" He asked me as Kakashi blinked in surprise.

"Protect Kakashi until the two green monsters leave him alone. Get Desmond while you are at it." I ordered as he stood up and nodded, gripping Kakashi's wrist and disapearing.

I sighed and rubbed my forehead, Death appearing on my shoulder as his crow form.

"Another death by your favorite worshiper Hidan." He teased as I groaned.

"That stupid fucker!" I snarled as Desmond appeared bowing.

"Set up a meeting with him. Now." I hissed to Desmond, who nodded and disapeared. I sighed quietly and stroked Death's feathers, feeling calmer with every stroke.

"Whenever I have to go meet him... I HAVE TO TURN INTO MY DEMON FORM!" I screamed to the high heavens.

(Sneeze from everyone in heaven. "FUCK SAKE JASHIN!" Someone yelled near the back.)

Death chuckled disapearing as Desmond appeared, gently tugging at my arm and teleporting us to a dark room covered in smoke. Desmond disapeared as I sat down on my throne, waiting for the silver haired bitch.

While I waited I had transformed, smoke covering me as it swirled up and spreaded into the air.

A bright light suddenly showed in the dark and then the bitch appeared in front of me with a big grin.

"Jashin-Sama!" He cheered as I frowned.

"Another death hmm?" I muttered to him as he seemed to brighten up, his expression turning into childish joy.

"Hai Jashin-Sama! I got the little bitch just as she ran past me! I also have joined a rouge group called the Akatsuki and they have paired me up with Kakuzu-Teme! That motherfucking bitch ass bastard!" Hidan complained to me as I sat there in shock.

'Nani, the Akatsuki is not supposed to be here for another.... 5-13 years!'

"Hidan." I snarled, cutting through his complaining. He perked up and shut his mouth, seeming to grow excited at my voice.

"Who is leading this.... Akatsuki?" I questioned him as he pouted slightly.

"Pein. He has orange hair with these weird purple eyes. Weird fucker." He informed me as I frowned even more.

"Hidan. I shall be visting you soon. In an hour maybe. As a proper human being." I told him as he seemed to melt with happiness.

"Hai Jashin-Sama!" He cheered. I smirked at him and snapped my fingers, causing him to disapear and for me to appear next to Kami.

"We shall be visting Hidan in an hour. No excuses." I whispered into her ear as she nodded, I also realised that we were in the classroom.

"Jashin-Chan! Where were you?" Obito asked me as he appeared next to me with a bright grin. I frowned slightly at him as he plopped himself into my lap.

Supposedly my lap is one of the comfertable things anyone has ever felt, including the rest of me.

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EEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

"Did someone just Ey without me?"

"HOLY SHIT KAMI!"

"Shit is not holy. Do not disrespect shit."