The Gods Just Went Ninja! (Naruto Fanfic)

Chapter 6

"Well that was smart."

"Shut up Kami."

Me, Loki and Kami were watching the ninja fight from our perches, Zabuza was slowly getting his ass beaten.

I sighed and jumped from my perch, transforming. Everyone paused and stared at me, Zabuza and Haku in betrayel.

"Hatake Kakashi," I started as I pointed my finger at him. "What would Rin say?"

He froze as a smirk over took my face. Kami sighed and transformed next to me, frowning at me.

"Rin-Chan hates when you do that Jashin-Chan." She scolded me as I glared at her, snapping my fingers. A coffin rose from the ground and opened, showing a healthy Rin. She blinked and hissed quiet my from the light.

"Morning Rinny." Loki chirped as he transformed. Rin glanced around but paused at the sight of Naruto.

"Minato-Sensei? When did you become so... short?" She asked as Naruto growled.

"I'M NOT SHORT DATTEBAYO!" He screamed. I snickered as Kami giggled.

"But its the short ones that are the cutest!" Rin argued as I barked out laughing.

"Uh.. can we finish the fight?" Sakura, bitch, called out as I glared at her.

"Wow bitch. Stopping people from the dead having a good time living huh? Bitch."

"Can you bring back someone?" Sasuke asked me as he eyed my hand. I tipped my head back and cackled.

"Who do you want Uchiha?"

"Uchiha Mikoto."

I grinned and snapped my fingers, another coffin appearing. Out popped Mikoto, who looked livid.

"UCHIHA SASUKE! HOW DARE YOU WANT TO MURDER YOUR OWN BROTHER!" She barked as Sasuke flinched back.

"Hey do you know my parents Dattebayo?" Naruto asked Mikoto, who backtracked when she saw him.

"Of course I do! Kushina-Chan is my best friend!" Mikoto told him as she gave me a pointed look.

I showed her my middle finger.

"Well this got boring. Desmond. Go kill Gato." Desmond appeared, bowing then disapearing.

"J-Jashin-Chan? Rin-Chan?" Came the cracked voice of Kakashi, who looked like I just turned into an angel. Like that would happen.

"Oh shit." Me and Rin mumbled. Kakashi launched himself at us, tackling us into a hug and crying like a baby.

"Code silver! Code silver! Fucking code silver!!!!"

Kakashi was hugging me and Rin to his chest while crying.

Sorry this was in a rush and very bad but I couldn't stop laughing in class when I thought about this. My friend hit me for laughing to much until I told him what I was doing, he hit me again.