The Gods Just Went Ninja! (Naruto Fanfic)

Chapter 5

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I am so tired.

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Stupid Uchihas...

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Zestu better hurry up or I'll-

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"STOP TAPPINGMYOU DUMBASS BASTARD MOTHER-*Beeeeeeeeeep*"

(Time-Skip: 9 years)

So here I was. Sitting on Momochi Zabuza's shoulder as a sparrow.

"Captain Jashin Sparrow!" Kami called from Yuki Haku's shoulder while Loki was on Hatake Kakashi's shoulder.

We were 'ordered' to watch over a few people, or as Obito called him... 'Rin killer, back stabbing bastard bitch whom shouldn't even be called human.

"Alright Sparrow... lets roll." Zabuza whispered to me as I chirped back at him, we had to spend five fucking years as birds.... five. Fucking. Years.

Zabuza threw his sword right at them, the sword getting stuck in a tree. I sighed as Zabuza improvised, meaning he missed. He landed on the sword with his back to the ninja.

"Fucking idiot." I hissed into his ear as he muttered curses.

"Momochi Zabuza." Kakashi called out as Zabuza slowly turned to face them.

"Hatake Kakashi of the Sharingan." Zabuza greeted as Uchiha Sasuke froze up, I know the people that go to hell and heaven okay!?

"Ehhh.... Kakashi-Sensei? Whats a Sharingan?" Uzumaki Naruto asked as Loki laughed.

"Its a powerful Dojustu! It is red with a bit of black and appears only in an Uchiha bloodline, unless you have it transplanted. It is able to copy an enemy's movements and predict where they are going to be, yet it is useless if you cant catch up! There are many stages. Stage 1. Stage 2. Stage 3. And the Mangekyou Sharingan! There is another one but Nee-Chan does not like when I talk about it. The Mangekyou Sharingan is very powerful and can create large creatures made of chakra, teleport without any seals, use black flames that could burn through anything and cant be stopped called Amamerastu or something..." Loki trailed off as I sighed.

"You got it wrong again Loki!" I shrieked as his wings dropped.

"Sorry Nee-Chan!"

"Hoi!"

"Shut up Kami!"

"Uh Sparrow?"

"Yes Zabuza?"

"Shut up."

"Kay."