The Gods Just Went Ninja! (Naruto Fanfic)

Chapter 4

I stared down at the world tiredly as Kami cooed over Loki.

Yes his name became Loki, after the norse god. Since I was the god of death and Kami was the god of life and Loki is of emotions.

"Come on Loki-Kun!" Kami shouted as she tackled me, throwing us back into the shinobi world.

"DAMN IT KAMI!" I shrieked at her as we fell through the air, the wind slapping us in the faces. Loki floated down next to us as we slammed into the ground, smoke flying up around us as I coughed.

"DAMN IT WOMAN! WE ARE IN HIS WAY WHEN HE ESCAPES!" I yelled at Kami as I shook her by her throat, she sweatdropped as I screamed profanities at her face.

Loki stood there looking around in awe as he poked a plant. I finally let Kami go as I glared infront of me, waiting for the bastard Uchiha. In the distance was a giant orange fox with nine tails, it was destorying everything as I finally sensed someting living rasing for us.

"Brace for impact.." I sarcasticly growled as a black blur slammed into Kami, taking her to the ground as I took out my sythe and held it to Obito's throat.

"Stay still Uchiha." I spat as he froze up, staring down at Kami in shock as she giggled nervously.

"U-Um Mask-San? Could you get off?" Kami asked as I slowly got the sythe away from his neck, my anger still in the air.

"Kami-Nee. Jashin-Nee." Loki muttered as he tugged on my arm. I glanced down at him as he pouted, causing me to glare slightly.

I gripped Obito's shoulder and threw him off, into a tree. I tugged Kami up and waited to see what Obito did. He just sat there, staring at me.

I finally sighed and began to walk towards Konohagakure No Sato. Kami quickly followed as Loki glared at Obito.

Just as I reached a tree.... I blanked out.

When I finally regained my eyesight I looked up, then left, then right. I slowly opened my mouth as my eye twitched.

"FUCKING UCHIHA!"

"KYA!" Someone squealed to my right as I sat up, my hair in a mess as all my clothes were changed. I looked to my right and saw a weird ass Zestu, it looked like fucking crap.

"Who the hell are you?" I asked as its eye twitched, a weird smile came onto its face.

"I am Zestu." It replied. I nodded as I looked around the damp and dark cave area.

"You know... your kind appears in hell alot over the years." I bluntly stated as it flinched.

"A-Ah..." It whispered in shock as I nodded.

"Where is Kami and Loki?" I asked as it smiled and sat next to me.

"In here, but can I ask you something?" It asked as it slowly leaned it. I slowly nodded as its expression brightned up.

"What is it like..." It trailed off.

'Oh no... not whats it like to crap question...'

"To live?" It asked as I blinked.

"But I am not alive nor dead." I bluntly answered as it looked depressed.

"Ah.... sorry for asking Jashin-Sama." It muttered as I frowned.

"Swirl." I muttered. It looked up confused as I gave a small smirk.

"Your new name is Swirl. Not Zestu." I snarled as it got excited and nodded like a mad.... man?

"What is your gender?" I asked it as it looked confused again.

"What is a gender?" It asked me as I gaped.

"Alright. Your gender is gonna be a male.." I trailed off as someone walked out from the side, to which I found out to be Obito.

"FUCKING UCHIHA!" I roared as Swirl held me back from murdering him. Obito flinched back slightly.

"Kami-Chan told me that you be violent..." He muttered under his breath as I shrieked.

"I WILL SHOW YOU VIOLENT! SWIRL LET ME GO!" I screamed as I struggled, falling over and clawing my way over to him.

Obito squealed and leaped away as I digged my nails into the ground, pulling my body and Swirl's towards him.

"Halt." An old and aged voice ordered as Obito and Swirl obeyed, I ignored it. I turned my head and glared at the aged form of Uchiha Madara.

"Fuck off Uchiha." I hissed as everyone froze and Madara chuckled.

"Someone told me of a black haired and red eyed beauty that had the anger of seven hells... but he is long dead... said to escape dead himself." Madara told us as I frowned.

"Jonogumo Ruto. Born January 9th, death was supposed to be on July 14th yet escaped by a mircale. AKA Kami. Spent the next thirty human years hunting him down until the devil herself got him." I stated off like from a book. I glared right at Obito when I said my next line.

"He was a little bitch to catch." I snarled as Madara froze up.

"Y-You..." He trailed off as I smirked.

"Kami No Jashin. At your service." I mocked as Kami and Loki appeared, light behind them like some shit.

"Found chu!~" Kami squealed and leaped onto my back, Loki quickly following her actions.