The Gods Just Went Ninja! (Naruto Fanfic)

Chapter 3

I scowled as the smoke left my body and showed my human form, with 9 strangers present.

"Where is Hidan?" I ordered as one of them glared.

"Why should we tell you?" An orange haired man asked me with a glare. I glared right back at him as Kami appeared next to me in a flurry of white feathers.

"JASHIN-SAAAAMMMMAAAAA!" Someone screeched as someone sidetackled me, although I did not budge.

"Hidan." I greeted as Hidan rubbed his head on my arm like a puppy, everyone watching in surprise.

"Hida-Kun!" Kami squealed as Hidan glanced at her with a scowl.

"Fuck off god bitch." He snarled as he went back to fanboy mode on me. Kami withered as Angela, her head angel, appeared and soothed her.

"Jashin-Sama." Angela nodded at me as I nodded back at her. The angels do not mind me as my demons do not mind Kami, its just they hate each other.

"Now. Hidan what has been happening while I have been gone?" I asked Hidan as the rest of the Akatsuki lept up angered, to which I lifted my hand and pushed them back with a wall of chakra.

"Well Jashin-Sama, we have been trying to sort out things like missions. Our main aim is to collect all the Bijuu and bring peace to the shinobi world. We travel in pairs to be able to collect Bijuu. Our leader is Pein-San. Next in command is Konan. Then the rest of us. Kakuzu, Me, Sasori, Kisame, Zestu, Furoti and Kurosti." Hidan informed me as I blinked at the news.

"Arigato Hidan-Kun." I thanked him as I patted his head, getting hearts around him. I turned to Kami with a scowl.

"Deidara and Itachi have not appeared yet. The Akatsuki should not be activated for another 5-13 years. Kill Furoti and Kurosti then erase everyone's memories. I will get Desmond to sort out the memories." I told Kami as she nodded and disapeared, Angela following her as Desmond appeared.

"You know what to do." I snarled at him, he nodded as Pein and Konan jerked around in panic.

Desmond walked over to them but paused a step away. He turned his head to me with panic easily showing on his face.

"God." He mouthed to me as I blinked, flashing over there and checking myself.

Right there, on their foreheads were god essense. Not from me nor Kami. It was speeding up their ages and the entire timeline!

"DAMMIT!" I shrieked as I punched the wall next to Hidan's head. I looked up and snarled, forcing chakra into my feet and jumping.

I teleported back to mine and Kami's viewing room to see a small boy looking down at the world in awe, to which I grabbed him by the neck and slammed him into a wall.

"HOW DARE YOU!" I screamed at him as he froze up in fear, his eyes wide as I screamed profanities to him. After an hour Kami appeared confused and slightly angered.

"Jashin stop." Kami ordered as I realesed the boy, a scowl on my face as I glared kunai at the boy.

"Why did you change the world boy?" I snarled as he shook, still shaken up from my anger.

"I-I was confused.... I-I had seen this world before... I wanted to give my new power a go.." He whispered as I frowned. Kami smiled gently and walked over, crouched in front of him and brought him into a warm hug.

"Its alright... I know it is scary when you first turn.." She reasured as I snarled. The boy clutched onto Kami with tears in his eyes.

"Boy what is your name?" I sneered as Kami sent me a side glare. The boy glanced up at me with terrified eyes, yet they seemed to have a glint of awe in them.

"I-I dont remember.." He whispered in shock as I nodded, my eye slightly twitching. Kami had this motherly look in her eyes as she smiled.

"You'll find it when you have a worshiper darling..." She once again reasured him as he barely noticed her, his eyes trained on me like one of those puppies that wont leave you alone.

"Guess we are leacing the shinobi world till Naruto appears..." I muttered as Kami nodded with a quiet squeal.

"What are your names?" The boy asked us with a small smile.

"Kami at your service!" Kami greeted as she mock bowed.

"Jashin." I grunted as I bowed aswell.

"P-Please take care of me Jashin-Sama! Kami-San!" He shouted as he leaped up and bowed.

"Hn."

"UCHIHA!"

"DONT YOU BLOODY DARE KAMI!"