V-time; Chapter one.

Chapter three; Velcome to school.

Suddenly there was darkness. Then came a terrible feeling. Vi felt like she was flipped around, hollowed out, turned inside-out, then chucked into a white hot frying pan. Finally the pain and dizziness went away, and Vi stood in front of a large, black, house. It looked kind of like a haunted mansion but bigger. Then, Vi heard the flapping of wings. She looked up to see a bat flying right at her. She tried to decide whether to run or to get bitten by a bat. The running decision had almost won when the bat, now right in front of Vi, transformed with an attempted gust of smoke, ( more like a farting sound and a bunch of green steam) into a horrifying woman. She looked okay, I guess, and she would have been beautiful if it hadn't been for her razor sharp fangs and the fact that her hair looked like a bat had attacked it. And the fact that her dress was covered with bat poo. She smiled at Vi and said, Welcone to vampire academy for women Violet! Actually, it was more like, Velcom to vampire acodamy forrr vomen Violet! Vi just said, please don't make me do that tapping paper vamps thing ever again. The woman looked confused for a minute, then said okayy, vould you like to come and brrush your hair? I can tell you haven't done it in a vhile. Speak for yourself, Vi thought. But aloud she said, okay. While the strange woman led Vi inside the house, Vi asked her if talking with V's instead of W's was a vampire thing. The woman blushed and said, actually, I just do it for fun. Sorry if I mislead you. Oh. Vi answered. After what seemed like at least ten minutes, they reached Vi's room. Inside was a girl who was obviously a vamp, but she seemed pretty irritated. This is your roommate! The woman said. Her name is Lucy. The woman spoke the name as if she was saying dirt. Then the woman left, as if not wanting to be within five feet of Lucy. Hi! Vi said brightly. Ummm, can you show me where the bathroom is? Lucy pointed to a small door on the left. Vi walked in with a thanks in Lucy's direction. In the bathroom, Vi saw a mirror and immediately she dove for it. Then, she took her first glance in the mirror. She had fair skin, sure to need a lot of suntan, fangs, wich kinda creeped her out, and black hair wich was,of course, one big tangle. She found a brush, and smoothed her hair until it was silky. Then, she went back to her room to find the strange woman come to fetch her for lunch.