Once upon a time an Overwatch trash fangirl thought of a plethora of Overwatch puns and pickup lines for all of the characters around 5AM because she couldn't sleep, and that is me XD I hope you all enjoy my puns, pickup lines and A BUNCH of funny...
I was looking through my notes in my phone and found old Overwatch stuff I made/added back in July, and I forgot that I has a list of every hero's full/real names and ages! I decided to share this info with you guys just for fun (especially for those of you who don't know their real/full names and ages). The only new things I added were Ana's, Sombra's, and Orisa's names and ages.
Genji- Genji Shimada (35)
Hanzo- Hanzo Shimada (38)
Lúcio- Lúcio Correia Does Santos (26)
Tracer- Lena Oxton (26)
Mei- Mei-Ling Zhou (31) (The cute little robot on Mei's back is Snowball)
D.Va- Hana Song (19)
Zenyatta- Tekhartha Zenyatta (20)
McCree- Jesse McCree (37)
Soldier 76- Jack Morrison (unknown)
Reaper- Gabriel Reyes (unknown)
Zarya- Aleksandra Zaryanova (28)
Mercy- Angela Ziegler (37)
Widowmaker- Amélie LaCroix (33)
Symmetra- Satya Vaswani (28)
Pharah- Fareeha Amari (32)
Junkrat- Jamison Fawkes (25)
Roadhog- Mako Rutledge (48)
Reinhardt- Reinhardt Wilhelm (61)
Torbjörn- Torbjörn Lindholm (57)
Bastion- SST Laboratories Siege Automaton E54 (30) (Bastion's bird's name is Ganymede)
Winston- Winston (29)
Ana- Ana Amari (60)
Sombra- Elizabeth/Isabel? (30)
Orisa- Orisa (1 month) (The person who created her is Efi Oladele)
Now for Sombra's real name I'm not entirely sure, but I searched it up on Google 👌👍⇩
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