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Chapter 1

 This story was written before "Cut the Cake" and has nothing to do with it whatsoever. Thanks.

-Bailey

Luke's P.O.V:

I was sitting on the couch next to Michael and he asked me when Calum would be home.

"Hey Luke?" He asked me.

"Yeah?" I replied.

"When is Calum getting home?" He asks.

"No clue. I don't have telepathic powers so I can know when he comes home." I reply, holding back a laugh.

"Just text him dude, please?" He begs.

"Fine." I say.

I walked into the kitchen, making my way to the island and sitting down on one of the seats.

I texted Calum asking him when he was going to be back. 

Sent to Cal<3:

"Dude, when are you getting home? It's been like 2 hours."

I almost immediantly got a reply back and looked at the screen.

From Cal<3:

Be home soon x

"Did you text him?" Michael asked.

"Yeah." I say.

"What did he say?" He asked.

"He'll be home soon." I reply.

"Okay, thanks." He finishes.

I go upstairs and walk up to Ashton's room, I knock on the door and hear footsteps coming to the door. He opens the door and I walk in.

"What do you want?" He asks, sighing.

"What crawled up your ass?" I say, shrugging my shoulders.

"A fucking 50 inch long centipede." He replies.

"Don't even." I say.

"No but seriously, might not wanna ask that question to someone who's gay, and has a boyfriend." He replies.

"I don't even want to fucking know." I say.

"You asked?" He says.

"Anyways, what do you want?" He asks.

"I don't know. I'm bored, and Calum isn't here." I say.

"I'm your 2nd choice?" He says, laughing.

"Are you drunk?" I ask him.

"Maybe" He says.

"Gross." I say.

"Might just be a hangover. Makes me crazy." He replies.

"I've noticed.." I say.

"What's that supposed to mean?" He says, laughing.

"Not to take as an offence." I say.

"Well I took offence to it." He says.

"Yeah right, you could care less." I say.

"I know, that's why I said it." He says.

 "I'm pretty sure it's not just a hangover." I say.

"Yeah, probably not." He says.

"My hands hurt." He says.

"Why?" I ask.

"Handjob." He replies.

"What the fuck Ashton?" I say.

"2nd time you've asked!" He says.

"Asshole." I say.

"That's where the dick goes!" He says.

"Seriously, Ashton? Jesus christ, goodbye!" I say.

"Byeee-aaa!" He says.

"Crazy bitch.." I mutter to myself.

"I HEARD THAT!" He screams.

"WHATEVER!" I scream back.

I walk downstairs and see Calum talking to Michael. Oops. Guess I must've missed him coming home.

Hi everyone :) It's Bailey, I'm currently tweaking this story so if the first 3 chapters don't make sense at all this is why, I just wanted to explain that. Thanks!