Aries
Leo: She's a scary woman! Wait, is Aries even a she?
Aries: WHAT YOU SAY, BITCH!!?
Leo: *screams like a girl*
Taurus
Leo: Well, she's cool.
Taurus: :) Thanks!
Leo: And fat.
Taurus: BITCH! *slaps him with the back of her hand*
Gemini
Leo: This is my bro! My brother from another mother!
Gemini: YAH!
Leo: Bro fist! *fist bumps with Gemini*
Cancer
Leo: I don't get why the girls think you're cute.
Cancer: Me too. *blushes a bit*
Leo: I mean, look at me! *poses* I'm fabulous! *hair flip*
Cancer: -.- *slaps him*
Virgo
Leo: All I know is, he loves Scorpio. *shrugs*
Virgo: LEO!
Leo: What? Everyone knows!
Virgo: *blushes and glares*
Libra
Leo: Well, besides Gemini! This dude is my second bro! *gives Libra a bro hug*
Libra: You too, bruh!
Leo: Wait, I'm your second bro?! WHO'S THE FIRST!!??!
Libra: -.-
Scorpio
Leo: Scorpio is a dope person. :)
Scorpio: :) Awww, thanks Leo!
Virgo: *hugs Scorpio* MINE!
Sagittarius
Leo: Let's see. Where should I start? ;) *sings* apple-bottom jeans! Boots with the fur! With the-
Sagittarius: *bitch-slaps him* -_-
All: XD
Capricorn
Leo: Uhhhh..... She's a scary introvert who can't open up to everyone! She likes Cancer and is moody as fuuuck! She also doesn't know how to have fun!
Capricorn: *pulls out a knife* BITCH YOU BETTER START RUNNING! *runs after him*
Leo: *is already halfways to Mexico*
Aquarius
Aquarius: I'm ready to slap you.
Leo: Uhhh...She's cute.
Aquarius: ://) Thanks!
Leo: *whispers* Jk. She scary as fuck!
Aquarius: What?
Leo: Nothing!
Pisces
Leo: He's cool
Pisces: Thanks.
Both:....
Sagittarius: I ship it! XD
All but Pisces and Leo: XD
Pisces and Leo: Dafuq?!
