Aries x Gemini
Aries: Of course, always Gemini. -_-
Gemini: Yeah, because I'm awesome.
Aries: Than what am I?
Gemini:...
Gemini: Stupid.
Aries: *rages* WHAT?!
Gemini: I LOVE YOU, BYE! *laughs and runs away*
Taurus x Pisces
Taurus: Eh, wait who was it that she shipped that had us as their signs?
Pisces: *shrugs* I dunno.
Cancer x Capricorn
Cancer: She was having her moment when she paired us. It was a celebrity couple she loved.
Capricorn: But they broke up.
Cancer: And she also switched the genders.
Author: *cough**cough* Zayn X Perrie...
Leo x Sagittarius
Sagittarius: -_- Her cousin is a Sag.
Leo: Both her and her cousin's childhood friend is a Leo.
Sagittarius: She ships them together.
Leo: That's why she shipped us.
Sagittarius: *whispers* To Mexico.
Leo: What?
Sagittarius: What??
Virgo x Scorpio
Scorpio: *burst into laughter*
Virgo: *grins* Authors crush is a Virgo. Ain't that right, Scorpy likes me~
Scorpio: *blushes* Sod off, boi!
Libra x Aquarius
Aquarius: So, since everyone shipped it.
Libra: Author shipped it.
Author: Duh, they are the school otp. 4 long years and going. Still strong.
Both signs: *blush*