A new series. Zodiac vlogs.
Genders
Females: Leo, Sagittarius, Virgo, Scorpio, Aries, Taurus
Males: Capricorn, Gemini, Aquarius, Libra, Cancer, Pisces
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Leo: HEEYYY! Welcome back to the Zodiac Mansion! This vlog is brought to you by the one and only fabulous being! M-
Sagi: Sagittarius! Aww, why Leo, you didn't have to! *smiles sweetly at Leo*
Leo: Shut up Sagi! Why don't you go suck on Gem's dick! *glares* since that's what you always do.
Sagi: THAT WAS ONE TIME!...Ish.. Besides, you sucked him more then I have-
Leo: OKAY! Today, we will be going for a drive.
Sagi: And by 'we' she means the two of us only.
Leo: Yeah, whatever! Let's go!
**in Leo's golden Mercedes**
Leo: Whooo, am I rich or what?
Sagi: You only have this because you sucked that guys dic-
Leo: That's enough dick talk, honey! Buckle up.
Sagi: *rolls her eyes and buckles up*
Leo: Good, safety is our first priority. Now, while we are driving to Shake Shack why don't we talk.
Sagi: What do you want to talk about?
Leo: I don't know, check some of the fan questions.
Sagi: *checks her phone* Who is dating Gemini?
Leo and Sagi: *exchanges looks*
Sagi: Gemini is pretty much in a relationship with everybody.
Leo: Yeah. I still don't know why we hook up with him.
Sagi: It's cause he has a big dic-
Leo: What did I say about the dick talk!
Sagi: Okay, jeez. His got a big ding-dong! How 'bout that?!
Leo: That sounded terrible. Please never say that again.
Sagi: *shrugs*
Leo: But for the record, Sagi is definitely dating Gemini.
Sagi: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? WHAT ABOUT ARIES? Oh, Aries.
Leo: .... oh, shit. We forgot Aries.
Sagi: .... she's gonna kill us.
Leo: Let's just get her five beef burgers. She loves those.
Sagi: Also throw in some chicken nuggets.
Leo: Noted.
Sagi: Anyway, another question. Are Gem and Sag a thing? I mean, they've been pretty intimate from the last couple of vids. ARE YOU SERIOUS?! WE WERE JUST HOOKING UP! LEO THOSE THAT ALL THE TIME!
Leo: *laughs* See, you two are totally together.
Sagi: *growls* Next question. People here shipping- Shipping? *turns to Leo* what's that?
Leo: Basically when two people are romantically paired up.
Sagi: Ah...People here shipping Sagi and Gemini. But I will always be ship Libra and Sagi. Lagi for life <3
Leo: *laughing*
Sagi: LAGI!? SO NOW I'M WITH LIBRA?!
Leo: Calm down.
Sagi: why do people keep pairing me up with everyone?!
Leo: Just because you're paired with Libra and Gem, doesn't mean you're that loved.
