Leo: OOOOHHHH!! WHAT'S UP PEOPLE!? I'M BACK WITH ANOTHER VLOG! I'M LEO AND WELCOME TO THE ZODIAC MANSION! TODAY I GOT EVERYONE TOGETHER FOR SOME BONDING TIME! NOW INTRODUCE YOURSELVES!
Cap: *cringes* Loud.
Leo: SHUT UP!
Cap: I'm Capricorn
Aqua: I'm Aquarius
Sagi: I'm Sagittarius
Libra: I'm Libra
Cancer: I'm Cancer
Pisces: I'm Pisces
Scorpio: I'm Scorpio
Taurus: I'm Taurus
Virgo: I'm Virgo
Gemini: I'm Gemini
Aries: I'm Aries
Leo: Okay, now we are going to answer some of your questions as part of bonding time. Now first question goes to all of us. 'Why is no one talking about Cap and Virgo fucking?'
Taurus: What the fuck? When?!
Cap: Two days ago bitch! *triumph smile*
Cancer: *chuckles* Cap finally lost his virginity to a real girl.
Cap: SHUT UP !
Virgo: Wow, that was your first? You did pretty good.
Cap: see pretty good.
Sagi: That's cause you had practice on those sex dolls and pornhub
Cap: Shut up bitch!
All: *laughs*
Gemini: It's okay Cap, nothing to be ashamed of. I also do that.
Cap: Save me lord.
Leo: Next question for Libra. 'How the fuck did you manage to get Sagi to be your girlfriend?'
Libra: I mean, have you seen me?
Aqua: Oh gosh
Libra: She couldn't say no to all these. *flexing *
Sagi: Whatever floats your boat, Lib.
Leo: Question for Sagi. 'Sagi is this you? I swear the girl in the centre looks like a mini you.' And there's a video link.
Sagi: ohh, I'm curious! Click it.
Leo: the video will be here! *points to left hand corner*
**video plays [Dance video]**
Scorpio: Oh, that's the school concert that Sagi took part in.
Leo: That's Sagi!
Sagi: oh yeah! Fifth grade. Can't believe this video is on the internet.
Scorpio: probably mom
Sagi: *nods*
Cap: Do you think you can still dance like this considering the number of dicks shoved up your-
Scorpio: *slaps Cap with a tuna*
Cap: BITCH WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE TUNA?!
Scorpio: *shrugs* Kitchen.
Sagi: *laughs* Yes I can.
Gemini: Oh, I got a request! *grins*
Libra: No grinding or lap dancing! *glares*
Gemini: *pouts* Fine but dance to this. *plays Gold Digger by Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx*
--3.27 minutes later--
