Leo: OMG GUYS!
Gemini: Dammit Leo! Can't you tone it down? I'm having a fucking head ache!
Leo:....WHY THE FUCK DID I BRING YOU?!
Gemini: Because you forced me? Hey wassup, what's good? What's popping?
Leo: Don't say that you sound like a dick.
Gemini: That's all the energy I can muster.
Leo: Why the fuck do you have a head ache?
Gemini: Um, I don't know Leo? Maybe it's just how the body works? You have your good days and bad days so SORRY! if I'm not feeling good today!
Leo: Okay, geez! Anyway, guys were on our way to pick up some packages Taurus sent us from Japan! She went there from some kind of make-up party thing? Like seriously, why didn't they send me? I do my make-up much better her and Taurus if you're watching this! Yes I said that! Come at me bitch!
Gemini: Now who sounds like a dick.
Leo: Still you. Now I'm pulling up in the driveway. There, ten out of ten parking. Get out!
Gemini: *groans* Why can't we have it delivered like normal people?
Leo: Because I don't trust delivery people.
Gemini: You literally get taco bell delivered to you.
Leo: I don't see your point but I don't feel like arguing with you and your bullshit!
Gemini: Your just saying that cause you know I'm right.
Leo: *ignores him* When we come back will be at home unwrapping the package!
--at home--
Leo: We've. Got. Mail. Bitches!
Virgo: I wonder what she sent us, it's a big box!
Scorpio: Can I get the box when we empty it?
Leo: Why?
Sagi: So she can hide bodies.
Scorpio: *nods*
Leo: Yeah-no! The last thing we need is cops coming here and taking us to jail for murder.
Pisces: To be honest, I would totally help Scorp.
Scorpio: Right! *high fives Pisces*
Sagi: Mom and Dad are probably watching this and thinking 'Oh my god we've created a monster'!
Cap: They probably do watch this and think 'Oh my god, we've created a slut!' *laughs*
**crickets**
Leo: On to the unwrapping.
Cap: OH COME ON! I COMPLETELY ROASTED HER ASS!
Scorpio: Yeah, it was so funny we forgot to laugh.
Virgo: Face it Cap, you're not funny.
Gemini: OH SHIT!
Cap: Oh come on!
Pisces: *shakes his head* You disappoint me!
Leo: GUYS! UNWRAPPING!
Pisces: Right!
---everyone is dressed in 80's outfits and are in a dark room---
**Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen begins to play**
All: *lip syncing and looking up* Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see...
