Zodiacs React - The Signs Flirting

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Aries: flirts with everyone without knowing
Taurus: talks about sex
Gemini: shy AF
Cancer: offers them stuff
Leo: make everyone else blush
Virgo: just doesn't get it
Libra: flashes the pearly whites
Scorpio: keeps it g rated
Sagittarius: dies
Capricorn: lots of physical contact
Aquarius: thinks of the perfect thing to say later
Pisces: stutters

Reaction time (XD)

Aries: Eh...really?

Gemini: Pfft, Aries can't even flirt!

Aries: Shut up, Gemini!

Pisces: Yeah, Gemini. You are shy when you flirt.

Gemini: *scoffs* This is just bullshit! I'm an expert!

Scorpio: Than say something.

Gemini: *opens mouth but than begins to blush*

Scorpio: Ha!

Taurus: I'd like to see Scorpio keep their flirting g rated.

Scorpio: *glares* I can!

Taurus: Than SAY something.

Scorpio: I LOVE YOUR THIGHS AND UPPER PARTS!

Pisces: Wtf, Scorpio?

Scorpio: Hey, at least I didn't say Vagina or di-

Cancer: OKAY! Now how 'bout I buy you some ice cream?

Capricorn: *slaps Cancer* I don't like physical contact.

Cancer: *grimaces* Ouch, Cap-

Capricorn: AHHAHAHA! *pushes Cancer to the ground*

Pisces: Aqua, what are you doing?

Aquarius: Shhhh! *staring at Libra*

Libra: *grinning widely*

Aquarius: What should I say?

Aries: Dammit, Gemini! You're not that hot! I mean, look at Scorpio, their smoking! And Libra, damn! Like BABY! HOW YOU DOING!

Gemini: I am hot.. And you're.... *blushes*

Taurus: I don't like talking about sex! It's disgusting. Am I right Pisces?

Pisces: I-I g-guess..

Taurus: I mean, like when- [let's keep it PG even tho everything in this book isn't. XD]

Pisces: U-u-uh..

Leo: Y'all are so sexy!

Everyone: *blushes*

Aries: Anyone seen Sag?

Sagittarius: *dead*

Virgo: ...What the fuck is going on?

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