Leo: HEYO! WHAT'S GOOD PEOPLE?! I'M BACK AGAIN WITH ANOTHER VLOG! I'M LEO AND WELCOME TO THE ZODIAC MANSION AND SEE WHO WE HAVE HERE TODAY! *points camera at Sagi*
Sagi: Sup bitches.
Leo: Today we're here with Scorpio going to get some ice for the party we have this afternoon.
Scorpio: *pops out from behind Leo's seat* I bet 100 dollars Sagi's gonna make out with Libra and 500 dollars on Leo fucking Gem tonight.
Sagi: Now that you've mentioned it I'm not hanging around Libra tonight.
Leo: Same. Kiss that 600 dollars goodbye.
Scorpio: *silently laughs to herself evilly *
Leo: So we really don't know where to get ice so we are going to get some ice from a frozen lake some miles from the mansion.
Sagi: Don't ask why we're throwing a party in the middle of winter.
Scorpio: Don't ask, just know that we're a bunch of idiots.
Sagi/Leo: True.
-- at the lake --
Scorpio: Hit it with all you've got sis!
Sagi: *hitting ice with pickaxe* This is some thick ice!
Leo: THICCCCC!
Sagi: *give it one last final hit*
*ice cracks*
Scorpio: YAS BITCH! *picks ice and throws it inside a cooler* let's go!
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Leo: WELCOME TO THE WINTER FEST! WE'VE BEEN AT IT FOR SIX HOURS AND IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT!
Scorpio: *runs up to Leo with a beer and a 100 dollar bill in her hand* Yes!
Leo: What's with the 100?
Scorpio: Libra and Sagi and literally fucking in the corner! Now you and Gemini, and then I'll be able to by that new shoe at target.
Leo: You're fucking joking.
Scorpio: Nope!
--Scorpio gets hold of the camera--
Scorpio: Hey y'all, yo girl's gonna be a fancy bitch cause I won me 600 dollars tonight. *points camera at Leo and Gemini who are both half naked and making out on the couch* I fucking knew it. Those two get pretty horny when they're drunk. And my sister, well she will literally kiss anyone next to her so yeah, put Libra there! Aries is sleeping in the kitchen because she took too many shots from beer bong, Capricorn and Virgo and pretty much dry humping on the balcony, Cancer, Taurus and myself are pretty normal and Pisces is on the chandelier. Aqua is sleeping on the front lawn I really don't know but... Peace!
--the next day--
Leo: Oh my god guys. I have a fucking migraine and I'm in Gemini's bed.
Gemini: *half asleep* not the first time that's happened.
Leo: I'm going to get some Advil. *gets up and exits the room*
Sagi: *sneaking out of Libra's room*
Leo: Bitch I swear.
Sagi: What? I was drunk.
Leo: Scorpio's getting those shoes i guess.
Sagi: What shoe?
Leo: Nothing. Do you know where the Advil is?
Sagi: I was gonna go get some get Libra.
Leo: he's awake?
Sagi: yeah. Why?
Leo: I thought you were sneaking out on him.
Sagi: I totally would have but he woke me up.
Leo: Not surprising. I think there should be some in the kitchen.
Sagi: Why though?
Leo: I don't know.
--5 hours later--
Leo: Holy shit guys! You won't believe what is happening! *jumps on the couch between Libra and Sagi* Tell them what's happening Libra!
Libra: I don't see how this concerns them.
Leo: You're no fun. THEY'RE FUCKING DATING! SINCE WHEN?!
Sagi: Since last month.
Leo: But you've been fucking Gem and Aqua?!
Libra: We weren't official. Now she's all mine!
Sagi: dude, that's scary.
Leo: Well, congrats Libra. I bet the sex is amazing.
Sagi: *smirks* well wouldn't you want to know.
Libra: Hey what is that supposed ti mean?
Leo: Libra, there is a reason why your best friends keep fucking her?
Sagi: You sleep with Gem though.
Leo: that's not the point bitch. You still slept with him a lot.
Sagi: Well, like I said. Gem is in a relationship with everyone.
Libra: That's true. Did you know he slept with Aqua once?
Leo: Gem is bi?
Sagi: Yeah. Okay, let's stop this sex talk what are we doing today?
Leo: i don't know, i still have a terrible headache.
Libra: Well, in that case Sagi and I are headed for bed.
Leo: to do what?
Libra: whatever we want. Come one babe.
Sagi: Bye bye lee.
Leo: Bye. Well guys, that's it for today! I'll be back soon when this fucking headache goes away! Zodiac out!
