Gratsu oneshots!

(OLD) Rewritten Neighbors!

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Juvia was just minding her business when a white car, pulled into the driveway next door. Being the good neighbor she is, she went inside and started baking cookies.

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'So here I am standing right outside of my new neighbor's house when the door opens up, and an absolutely gorgeous face appears'

"Umm, hello?" The sexy man had a sexy voice. It should be illegal to be that fine.

"Oh, uh Juvia made some cookies for you!" I exclaimed while blushing furiously.

The man, now dubbed as 'Sexy man' took the cookies, and scratched the back of his head, "Oh, well thank you Juvia. I'm kind of busy right now, so.." The sexy man trailed off but Juvia understood what he was trying to say.

"Okay, Juvia will see you later then." And with one last smile, the sexy man closed the door.

Juvia returned to her house where she picked up her phone and dialed her best friend's numbers. After about 10 seconds of Juvia anxiously pacing her bedroom floor.

"Hey, Juv-" Natsu barely had time to get anything else out as Juvia frantically interrupted his greeting.

"Some hot guy just moved in next door, seND HELP!" Natsu was caught off guard by the yelling at the end and stuttered for a few seconds before Juvia hung up the phone.

It took a total of 13 minutes before an out of breath Natsu and Happy fell through Juvia's open window. And unbeknownst to them, getting a confused look from Gray -or as Juvia knows him, 'Sexy man'-.

After the two caught their breath Happy hollered "WHO'S THE STALKERS NEW PREY!"

Juvia threw a pillow across the room and at Happy's face, the blue-haired kid yelling out a muffled 'Hey!' from where he now was sprawled out on Juvia's bed, the force of the pillow knocking him back.

Natsu snickered at his friend's punishment, but quickly stopped when he saw Juvia threatening holding up another pillow.

"Could you two PLEASE keep it down! Juvia does not want to risk Mr. Sexy man finding out about this!"

Natsu raised an eyebrow, and looked out the window, "So, uh, where exactly is Mr. Sexy man. Did you even bother to learn his name?" Juvia spluttered before huffing and crossing her arms.

"Unimportant! How should Juvia get him to notice her?!" Juvia shoved Happy off the bed, earning an 'oof' from him. Juvia then flopped onto the bed herself and curled up in a ball. Ignoring Happy's glares, as he tried to climb onto Natsu's back.

"Why don't you just wait until tomorrow, when he's not busy. And then ask him his name, and then ask if he wants to get coffee or something." Juvia shot up and stared at Natsu for a good ten seconds.

"...Where the everloving fuck was this advice all the other times Juvia needed help." It was then Natsu's turn to splutter, before huffing and crossing his arms. "Juvia now knows what you have been reading in your free time."

Natsu began to open and close his mouth like a fish before flopping onto Juvia's bed right next to her.

"Oh, Juvia, I'm a hopeless single! Let me enjoy my cliche romance novels and movies without judgment! Besides, it's not like I read what Erza reads." Natsu and Juvia's face's flushed crimson, while Happy stared at them questioningly before shrugging and this time successfully crawling onto Natsu's back.

The three continued to talk and put on a movie at night. Soon, the three fell asleep the trio curled up on Juvia's bed.

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The next day Natsu woke up to Juvia shaking Natsu frantically. Natsu groaned and opened his eyes and glared at Juvia. "What in the world could possibly be more important than sleep?" Juvia rolled her eyes and pointed out her window.

"Mr. Sexy man is outside!" Natsu sat up and looked outside the window before his eyes nearly bugged out of his head.

"HOLY SHIT!" Natsu's very loud exclamation woke Happy up who looked around confused. "Juvia! What the hell! You said he was sexy, bUT SEXY IS A MAJOR UNDERSTATEMENT!"

Juvia looked at Natsu who was staring at Mr. Sexy man. "*Ahem*" Natsu's head whipped around so fast she was surprised he didn't have whiplash.

"Sorry Juv, it's just he's so hot! It should be illegal to be that fine!" Natsu began to describe his features, some of his descriptions included very explicit comments that Juvia had to plug Happy's ears before he heard them.

"Damn Juvia, I almost want to snatch him up for myself. But," Natsu stood up and grinned happily, "As your best friend! I shall help you get together with him!"

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After breakfast, Happy and Natsu began to hype Juvia up and then sent her on her way to go and ask the sexy man on a date.

This leads to now, Juvia waving at the sexy man -Gray- who was trying to decide where he wanted to place a pot of flowers.

"Oh! Juvia hey, need something?" Juvia smiled and nodded.

"Yeah, Juvia doesn't remember catching your name." Natsu and Happy nodded approvingly while giving a thumbs up.

"Huh? Oh, well my names Gray." After that, the man now known as Gray turned around back to his pot.

Natsu and Happy began to furiously motion for her to ask him out when another car began to pull up the driveway. The car parked, and a man with white hair, "Gray! What a nice place!" The other man began to survey the house while Gray nodded. The guy froze, once his eyes landed on Juvia.

"Hello miss, my name is Lyon, and I seem to have lost my number, may I have your?" Juvia stuttered and flushed red. This was one of the first times a guy had flirted with Juvia.

"Juvia. And my number is-" Then her mind drew a blank as the guy began to strip. Thankfully for Juvia, Natsu stepped in.

"Her number is XXX-XXX-XXXX." At Natsu's voice, Gray whipped around and blushed lightly.

Juvia snapped out of her daze, and the two began to talk leaving Natsu as a third wheel.

"Hey, what's your name?" Natsu's head snapped up as he looked at Gray who was staring right at him.

"Natsu. Holy shit he's hotter up close." Natsu and Gray flushed red before Natsu smiled and began to walk away.

"Well, I'm going to go and jump off a cliff, bye Gray!" Gray grabbed onto Natsu's arm.

"Hey, um before you go jump off that cliff, would you maybe like to go catch a movie sometime?" Natsu blinked and nodded slowly.

"Well, here's my number. Give me a call later to figure out a time." And with that Gray grabbed Lyon and began to make him help put stuff away. And Happy grabbed Juvia and Natsu, the whole time muttering about how they owe him.

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OKay! So, I have just rewritten this entire one shot! Congrats me, btw this has been haunting me since I posted it. It had so many errors and every time I looked at it I would shake my head in disappointment. But, nonetheless, I hope you guys enjoy this!