me: crumpch
lilly: i eAt the tools
me: i eat the walls
cameron: i eat you
me: tru shit
lilly: hnnNNNG *cringes*
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me: ive played this so many times that my fingers are covered in dead skin and my hands twitch randomly
my gma: im proud of u
me: erkay
me: *says the same thing to cameron*
cameron: good for u
me: ????????????
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i arrive at spencers
shirt: on
jeans: skinny
wallet: out
i am forcebly escorted into spencers
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me: im gonna steal this book
person who works at target: what
me: i was joking im so sorry
target person: oh ok i was worried for a sec
me: *internally screaming*
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my algebra 1 teacher: so schools over and u just do whatever u want w ur hair
me: *finger guns* yeaaaa
teacher: nice
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dog 1: bork
dog 2: yes, but why do we bork
dog 1:
dog 1: fuck
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me: I WANNA BE PASTEL AND WEAR OVERSIZED MINT GREEN SWEATERS BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANNA WEAR BLACK AND LEATHER AND BE EDGY WHAT DO I DO
my brain: just wear galaxy stuff
me: oK
me: *wears galaxy stuff*
everyone else: why
me: ;w; brain help
my brain: .....acknowledged
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lilly: OH
me: WELL IMAGINE
cameron: aS IM BURNING THE VILLAGE AND KILLING ITS INHABITANTS
me and lilly: no!!!!!!!
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my brain at 3am: can you have sex with a whale
me:
me: shit
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my dog, barking: ur hair looks like shit go brush it
me, barking back: guava juice
my dog: why do i try
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*during sex*
person 1: did u cum
person 2: yea
person 1: :D
person 2: tO MY SENSES BYE *leaves*
person 1: D:
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me: i feel like anal would be shitty
lilly: oh my god
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2d: *exists*
me: YES YES YES YES Y E S *nUT*
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saturnz barz: all my loif
me: aLL MY LoiF
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my brain: if a wolf and a bobcat had a child what would the outcome be
me:
me: its two am you need to chill the fuck out
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this was not good
i am sorry
goodbye
–lukaas
YOU ARE READING
book of f-ckery
Randompart two of the chaos known as the 'book of' series thats right its a fucking series now im still the same dumbass from last time enjoy
