me: my dog is tiny
therapist: tiny dogs are the worst
me: shes a bichon
therapist: bichons are cute
me: *shows her pic of doggo*
therapist: sHES SO CUTE
my brain: but didnt you just say tiny dogs werent Good™
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me: wasnt the book of bullsh-t originally called the book of crack
friend: yea
me: why did i name it that???
friend: bc you were probably on crack when you decided to write it
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me: i wanna strangle someone
fuck boi: i have something you can strangle 😉
me: oh ill strangle you
me: youll fucking die
me: bc you wont be able to breathe when i wrap my fucking hands around your throat and squeeze thus adding pressure to your windpipe and closing off the air flow
me: and after i make you pass out ill kick you in the ribs and leave you outside for the wolves
fuck boi: hot 😏
me: I LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU THAT ID ALMOST KILL YOU
fuck boi: ur feisty arent you 😏😏
me: yknow what *pulls out glock* i dont have time for this *shoots fuck boi in the foot*
fuck boi, bleeding violently: hes totally hitting on me
me: *screams internally*
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im so sorry
i might transfer the crack chapter from the book of bullsh-t over to this book
yep im doing it (for cameron since he isnt allowed to read the first book)
–lukaas
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book of f-ckery
Randompart two of the chaos known as the 'book of' series thats right its a fucking series now im still the same dumbass from last time enjoy
