book of f-ckery

hi

hello so 50 shades of grey pissed me off not only because the ending sucked and the movie in general made no sense (no i didnt read the book im such a bad boy) but they got bdsm entirely wrong

literally the only thing they got partially right was the contract bc bdsm contacts are actually a thing (i have a template if someone would like to look at it)

the contract is different for every bdsm couple/group and must be customised so if someone does want a copy of the contract i have please note that youve gotta customise it to suit you

anyway

i dont remember if anastasia signed the contract or not but the contract itself takes a while to go over and plan out to each partners liking

plus i think it took them like??? two days?? to set up the contract? yeah sure that can happen but usually it takes longer n such

plus didnt he kinda force her into it idk its been a while

anyways yeah the movie was stupid and i hated it but youre allowed to like it bc everyone has different opinions

youre also allowed to get mad at me for this chapter in the comments but be mad gently not like 'LUKAAS YOU SHIT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE' thx

have a nice day

–lukaas