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TITLE: Shiro!Cocky!Kaneki x Female!Tsundere-ish!Reader

*SHORT STORY* AU


Fuck, was he a show off..

You frown as way far back, you saw a familiar white-haired man lifting up, what looked like some extremely heavy weights. He was with his friend, Hide, who was simply praising Kaneki loudly.

"Tch.. He's got the nerve to show up here every time I come." you hissed as you lifted yourself up from the mat. You grabbed your water bottle, drank it, and clenched the bottle.

"Oi there, take it easy. I don't get why you hate him though. He seems to like you." the indigo haired hair  next to you, bluntly stated. You quickly faced her and gave her a small glare.

"I'm just saying." she pouted and raised her hands in defense, followed by a small laugh.

"Ha! He seems to like ME ?! We're rivals Touka! He always tries to show off and is extremely cocky which pisses me the fuck off.. Hell, I hate his stupid guts.." you hugged your knees, and glared at the man who was now laughing with his friend.

You felt your eye twitch as you heard Touka chuckling. Letting out a sigh, you stood up, causing Touka to immediately silence

"Hey, don't tell me you're leaving already?" she looked at you as she as well stood up, beside you. "Tch of course not. I'm going to teach the bastard a lesson.." you mumbled.

By the time Touka processed what you had said, you were already halfway across the gym.

"O-Oi, idiot! You're not really gonna fight him are you?!" Touka yelled from behind.  Ignoring her calls, you continued walking forward. The man, known as Kaneki, turned towards you and had a surprised look on his face.

"Hey! Yeah, you bastard! What the hell is you're problem?!" you growled as you grabbed him by his collar and shoved him against the wall behind. Not knowing what to say, he simply stared at you in confusion.

"Fuck..you really piss me off.." you hissed. You harshly pull him closer towards, so you both were now able to see each other eye to eye.

"Tell me, Ka-ne-ki, why the hell are you always following me here?!"

Seconds filled with pure silence passed. You observed the man's face, who was inches away from yours, and quickly took note of the dark blush he had. You then immediately let go off him, pushing him away, and felt warmth crawling onto your cheeks.

"U-Um.. I'm sorry..?" he mumbled while looking aside.

Shit. He's cute. WAIT WHAT

"Tch. I don't need your dang apology.. I just want to know why the hell are you such a fucking show off ! Shit, it's not like you're have a fucking six pack or some shit, so stop being cocky!" you shouted as you clenched your fists.

"Oh snap" you heard 'Hide' say.

All of a sudden you saw Kaneki frown slightly. "Oh really?" he  then removed his black shirt and revealed his majestic body.

Behind you, you were able to hear blood gushing from Touka's nose. "I'll be taking my leave now..!"

You're eyes widen, and mouth went slightly open as you gazed his figure. Holy hell was he fit. "You bastard.." you silently mumbled. You looked up and saw Kaneki smirking at your reaction. "Enjoying the view?"

"No thanks. I rather stare at Touka-chan's boobs." you crossed your arms and frowned at him.

Kaneki simply let out a 'Heh' and shook his head. "Anyways. As you can see (Y/n), I do work out and have a six pack, unlike you." he once again smirked.

"Son of a-" furious and unable to finish your words, you without any hesitation, removed your shirt and threw it down the floor.

"HOW ABOUT THIS KANEKI!" you yelled as you pointed at your six pack. It wasn't as visible as his, but hey, at least you had one.

"Wow.." he simply responded. You raised an eyebrow in confusion and looked at his eyes. You then realized his eyes were gazing at something else..

Following his look, you then realized that you were wearing your regular (f/c)  bra (Not a sports bra!).

Kaneki was staring at your breasts.

You saw his pale face turn 50 shades of red. His mouth was slightly open, and you noticed his eyes were filled with desire.

You were now furiously blushing. "STUPID BASTARD. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!" you raised your hand about to slap him. Just as you were close towards slapping him, he quickly grabbed your wrist and pulled you towards him, both chests making contact.

"E-EH..?!"

"So (Y/n).. tell me about how much I make you angry." he seductively whispered into your ear causing you to let out a shaky gasp. "S-Shut up.." you covered your face with both hands.


"Not trying to ruin your guys' moment, but... there are people staring."Hide whispered as he suddenly appeared behind, startling you both.



(I don't even know where I got the idea of writing this lol. But, I hope it turned out ok! <3 Anyways, I added 'Female' to the title cause I originally meant to write the oneshots for all genders. So which it can explain why I mostly use abbreviations such as 'they' or 'them' in the other oneshots . I find it kinda hard writing oneshots for all genders, but I'll try my best! )

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