One Plus Four [IwaOi,SK]

Bonus (End)

Takže, pre zmenu ospravedlnenie, že som to vypadal tak neskoro, no lepšie pozde než nikdy, nie? Zároveň ďakujem všetkým, čo to dočítali dokonca. Naozaj bol pre mňa oriešok sa vžiť do celej tej situácie a myslím, že sa mi to celkom ani ku koncu nepodarilo. Avšak vec názoru. Boli tu použité myšlienky, ktoré sú pôvodne z jedného doujinu od Gusari (najlepší človek ever, čo sa týka shipu IwaOi, takže doporučujem).

Ako bonus som našla veľa vtipných .... konverzácií? Povedzme. Sú po anj, tak snáď sa pobavíte ^^

Oikawa: Iwa-chan!! Close your eyes and tell me what do you see...
Iwaizumi: I see nothing?
Oikawa: That's how my world is without you. NOTHING!
Iwaizumi: Aww... Now, close your eyes and tell me what do you see
Oikawa: Nothing (♥.♥)
Iwaizumi: That's what I feel for you. Nothing.

Oikawa : Iwa-chan ,what are u doing ?
Iwaizumi : Laying in bed.
Oikawa : Mmm..just laying in bed? 😏
Iwaizumi : I'm eating cereal.
Oikawa : N-Nice..but what would u do if i was in bed next to u? 😏
Iwaizumi : Eat my cereal.
Oikawa : Lol i mean if the cereal wasn't there.. 😏
Iwaizumi : Then i'd get out of my bed and go get cereal .
Oikawa : .....

Iwaizumi: *looks for Oikawa but can't find him* well, drastic times call for drastic measures
Iwaizumi: [shouts] you should have come to Shiratorizawa!
Oikawa: *jumps out of crowd* fucKING FIGHT ME USHIJIMA!
Iwaizumi: ahh, there he is

oikawa: iwa-chan i have to tell you something
oikawa: i have always loved your smile, your laugh, the way you pout and heck, even the way you punch me. i have realized this since day one and i just want to tell you that...i love you
iwaizumi: seen 3:06am

oikawa: *sighs* ah, i love aliens.
iwaizumi: well, i love you.
oikawa: what
iwaizumi:
iwaizumi:
iwaizumi: shit

Oikawa: Ow, that last serve really wrecked my hand...*stares at his burning red palm*
Kindaichi: Are you okay, Oikawa-san?
Oikawa:
Not really...I think I might need an ice pack. *looks around and spots Iwaizumi* Ah, I have an idea.
Kindaichi:???
Oikawa:Iwa-chan!
Iwaizumi:*turns around* Hm?
Oikawa:*places his hand on Iwaizumi's heart and smiles*
Iwaizumi:*feels cheeks heat up* What the hell are you-
Oikawa:I needed something cold to cool down my hands, and the coldest thing around here is your heart!
Iwaizumi:...
Matsukawa:....I'll go prepare the funeral.

oikawa: hey iwa-chan
oikawa: i'm not a spiker but...
oikawa: ...i would spike that ass
iwaizumi: LEAVE ME ALONE

Iwaizumi's Mom: Hajime, what's for dinner tonight?
Iwaizumi: Tooru.
Iwaizumi: ...
Iwaizumi: wAIT
Iwaizumi: FUCK
Iwaizumi: NO
Iwaizumi: I MEANT TOFU

Oikawa: Iwa-chann wanna hear a joke ??
Iwazumi: You.
Oikawa: (　ﾟдﾟ)

oikawa in the locker room: i am not a homosexual i do not like dick in my ass i don't-iwaizumi: *takes his clothes off*
oikawa: shIT HAJIME FUCK ME AGAINST THE LOCKERS

Iwaizumi : hey Oikawa...uh wanna come over tonight ?
Oikawa : sure! 🙌 what u do wanna do?
Iwaizumi : hint : it involves pillows and blankets..
Oikawa : OMG !!WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT !!!???

Oikawa: iwa chan~ how many planets are there?
Iwaizumi: uh 8
Oikawa: nah only 7 after i destroy ur-anus ;)
Iwaizumi:
Oikawa:
Iwaizumi: i hate you

Grandchild: What are you writing, Grandma?
Me: some lovely Iwaoi porn to soothe my dying soul

Oikawa: Happy Father's Day, Iwa-chan!
Iwaizumi: But I'm not your father.
Oikawa: well you know what they say; you can't choose your father but you can choose your daddy *wiggles eyebrows*
Iwaizumi: . . .
Iwaizumi: you have three seconds to run

*megane oikawa*
the fandom: *heavy breathing*
iwaizumi: *heavy breathing*
shiratorizawa: *heavy breathing*

Hanamaki: you and Iwaizumi are so gay for each other, I bet you two fuck every thursday.
Oikawa: how rude, Makki-chan!
Oikawa: every friday.

Oikawa: "I laugh at the face of danger *laughs at iwa-chan's face
Iwaizumi: .................
Iwaizumi: "run"

Oikawa: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Iwazumi: I swear to God, Trashykawa. I'm going to shove my foot up your ass.
Oikawa: Why does it have to be your foot?? ;P
Iwazumi: ....

oikawa: the stars are beautiful tonight
iwaizumi: yeah
oikawa: you know what else is beautiful
iwaizumi: (blushing) what?
oikawa: the moon. the planets. the rest of the galaxy. i fucking love space

Oikawa: I love-
Iwaizumi: We get it, you love space and playing volleyball. You love-
Oikawa: You. I love you.
(to bolo tak cute, že cukrovku chytám ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ)

Iwaizumi: hey Oikawa I've got a poem for you
Oikawa: *blushing* oh Iwa-chan, you sap
Hanamaki and Matsun: *holding hands* GGGAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!
Iwaizumi: here goes: Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got five fingers, the middle one is for you
Oikawa: RUdE Iwa-chan
Iwaizumi: *pulls roses from behind his back* I'm just kidding
Oikawa: *blushes*
Hanamaki and Matsun: *blushes*
(toto bola podpásovka pre moje chátrajúce srdce ಥ_ಥ)

Dúfam, že zabavilo ^^. Ktoré sa vám páčilo najviac?