Can't sleep, Love~ [Tord X Reader Lemon]

Who's idea was this.

Miranda and Patryk dry off and sit in a circle on the floor. You and Tord join in and Paul opens vodkas, hennessys, and rums. He mixed some vodka with juice because of how strong it was. Smart. He poured some into shot glasses. "Oh we're drinking?" You ask rubbing your eyes. "Yeah, you're the one who said you wanted too." Miranda replied, gazing at the alcohol all lovesick. "Oh." You reply. "Okay, so we're gunna play never have I ever.." Paul explained. "The rules of the game are simple. Someone says something they never done in their life, if you have done whatever the person said hasn't done, you take a shot." He said staring at us. "Got it?" He said adjusting his sitting position. Everyone nodded in agreement. "Y/n, how about you go first.." Patryk smiled generously. "Okay." You reply. "Never have I everrrrrr.. uhhhhh... Done an actual mission." You laugh. "Ugh you asshole.." Patryk and and Tord laugh. Miranda didn't say anything because she wanted to drink. She drank a shot of vodka quickly. "No need to rush." Paul said solemnly. Miranda hiccuped and smiled at him. "Oh I'll be fineee." She grins at him. You giggle and everyone else takes a shot of vodka. "Ugh.. thats strong.." Tord said sticking out his tongue and wiping it slowly. Paul and Patryk take it and Patryk smiles at him, blushing a light pink. Paul gives him a small smile back, blushing only a little. Tord glares at them and makes a face. Patryk and Paul's eyes meet Tords and they both sit up, making awkward faces. "Tord it's your turn." I tell him. "Ah, yes. Never have I ever had my best friend flirt with my partner." He grinned mockingly. "Fuck you." You say, lifting up a shot. Miranda did too. "Oh?" You glare at her. "It's a long story.." She groaned. We both take a shot, the vodka burns down your throat into your chest. You cough quietly. Paul was next to Tord. "Never have I ever failed a mission." He said looking at Tord. Miranda quickly takes another shot. Tord cut his eyes and took another shot. "Ugh..." Miranda said stumbling over on her side. I guess all the alcohol is going to her tiny body.. Nobody seemed to look at her. "Never have I ever smoked anything." Patryk said smiling. Paul, me, and Tord take a shot. Tord groans and stumbles on top of you. "Get... off.." You say trying to push him off. "You're c-cOmforaBle.." He hiccups. You push him off and he stumbles on his side. Paul didn't seem buzzed at all, thats when he gets on top of Patryk. You glare at them, blushing. Patryk kisses him and Paul kisses him back. Patryk put his arms and legs around him and they kept kissing eachother. Miranda gave them a funny look, then looked at you. Her eyes were half open and she had stuff all over her face. You cringe and look away. "W-WhAt?!" She said trying to get up. "N-Nothing.." You hiccuped. Tord then got up and went on top of you. You hiccuped and glared at him. "OHoHOho..~" He laughed to himself, looking at you. You blush and grin and pulled him all the way on you, kissing him. His eyes widen. He tastes like alcohol and mints. Tord closes his eyes slowly and groaned. You hiccup and put your hands around Tord's neck.  Miranda glares at Paul and Patryk, then you and Tord.  She smiles and crawled over to you and Tord. "Hehehe..~" She laughs and pushes Tord off you and she gets on top of you. Your eyes widen and gasp. She grins and kisses you. "Mhmph..!" You moan. You tried to get her off but you were too weak. Tord glares at both of you and starts laughing uncontrollably. You start slamming your hand on the floor, trying to get Tord to get her off. Tord didn't even notice, he just kept laughing. You then sigh and push Miranda off you. "Hmp." Miranda said crossing her arms. You were still hiccuping uncontrollably. You then get up.. "Oh no..." You groan. Your head was spinning and your stomach ached. "Y-Y/n.." Tord says keeping his balance by holding your shoulder. "The ingredients.. for curing the zombies..." He groans. "w-WhaT.." You reply. "T-They're... spread all over the world.." He said under his breath. "So.." You hiccup. "WE arE guNna TraVel The WoRld...!" He says excited, losing his balance and falling over. "Oh my g-god.." You fall back on top of him..