The Suite Life on Deck (Season 2)

1. The Spy Who Shoved Me

Welcome to Book 2 💛

London, Bailey and I were walking down the hall. As we turned the corner we jumped as we ran into Zack and Cody. Zack screamed. 

"I told you that outfit was ugly." London said to Bailey, making her make a face. "Hey guys, what's going on?" I asked. "Nothing." Cody said. 

"He's lying." London said instantly. "Why would you say that?" Bailey asked. 

"When he lies, his nose crinkles. Watch. Cody how tall are you?" London asked. "5'11"". Cody said, and sure enough, his nose crinkled. 

"I rest my case." London said. "Okay, it's settled. Cody's a short liar. Let's go." Zack said, grabbing his brother and dragging him away. 

"Cody! I can't believe this. We're in a committed relationship and you're keeping secrets from me?" Bailey asked. I looked over at Zack. He looked down at his feet.

"You two should so break up with them." London said. "Put it in a email. We gotta go!" Zack said, trying to drag his brother away again. 

"Bailey, you and I have no secrets. I'm an open book. I'll tell you anything you wanna know." Cody said. "So, what are you doing?" She asked. 

"Going to Zack's room for a top secret mission with an International Spy." Zack looked like he was angry at Cody for saying that.

"Fine. Don't tell me." Bailey said, grabbing my hand and we left. I really hope they tell us what was up soon. 

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Bailey and I were walking around trying to find Zack and Cody. We arrived outside a party. We looked in and sure enough, there they were.

I walked in and as Bailey grabbed Cody, I found Zack. "You said you were going to the arcade with Woody and instead you're here, partying? Without me?!" I said, angrily. "I'm not partying. I'm on a top secret mission to save the world." Zack said.

I shook my head and walked off, ignoring Zack's efforts to try and get me to come back.

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London, Bailey and I were hanging out at the empty smoothie bar on the Sky Deck. "I still can't believe that Zack and Cody aren't telling us the truth." Bailey said. "I mean, the single most important thing in a relationship is trust."

"Oh, you should so break up with them." London said. Yeah, but I don't want to. "London please, not helping." I told her, causing her to pout. 

Bailey's phone went off. "Oh, that's Cody texting me now. This better be an apology." She said, looking at her phone. She read it.

"Dear Booley, I fum ub ka kinka baba doba dock." 

"Huh?!" I asked, confused. "What is that Swedish?" London asked. "No, it's gibberish." Bailey answered. London gasped. "I've never been in Gibber. Is it nice?" She asked. 

"Yeah, the clouds are made of cotton candy and the plants are made of bubblegum!!" I answered, smiling sarcastically. London got really excited.

"Can the boat stop there?!" 

"Yours will." Bailey answered. Wow. 

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Bailey and I were walking through the hallway and ran into Zack and Cody. "Bailey!" Cody said. "Y/n!" Zack said at the same time. 

"I'm not talking to you." Bailey said angrily. "Don't talk to either of us. It could be lies." I said. 

"You don't have to talk to either of us. Just mind this microchip." Cody said, putting a microchip in Bailey's hand. She grabbed his hand. "Wait, what are these marks?" Bailey said, looking at his arm. 

"Rope burns. I was tied up by the bad guy with rope that had harsh cotton fibers." Cody said. "Wait, so that stupid spy story was real?" I asked, looking at Zack. 

"Yes! That's what we've been trying to tell you."

"Oh Cody, I'm so sorry for not trusting you." Bailey said, hugging him. I turned to Zack. "I'm sorry Zack. I should have known you wouldn't lie about something like this, no matter how far fetched it might sound. You've never lied to me. And you wouldn't start. Especially not now." I said, and Zack hugged me. "It's okay." He whispered into my ear. 

"Take this microchip back to your cabin and hide it. And for your own safety, promise us you won't look." Cody explained. "We promise." I confirmed. "And Cody? You're my hero." Bailey said, and they were about to kiss but Zack dragged Cody away. "Nope." Zack said, and it left Bailey and I to head back to my cabin and hide the chip. But did we hide it? Nope.

What? If our boyfriends are being blackmailed into keeping this thing safe we need to know what's on it and make sure that they're not gonna be in danger because of it. 

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We found out about the microchip. It is in fact not a life or death situation. We found the boys on the Sky Deck. "Hey guys, so about the top secret microchip-" Bailey started, but it was taken from her by a woman with a very red finger.

Moseby took it when the woman and a man started arguing over it. 

"I will put this microchip in a safe place until this matter is resolved." Moseby said. Then he put it in his pants. Ew.

"Guys, I asked you to hold onto that microchip. You put the whole world in jeopardy." Cody whined. 

"Yeah, the world of sandwiches. And tasty summer salads." Bailey said. "Huh?" The boys asked again. 

"We looked at it on my computer, it's a recipe for mayonnaise." I explained. 

"Correction. Zero calorie mayonnaise." The dude corrected. 

"You said what was on that microchip could save mankind!" Zack said confused. "Yes. From obesity, and dry sandwiches." He answered.

Then we revealed that we gave the recipe to aunt Myrtle so the recipe wasn't so secret anymore. The two spies headed off and then Cody turned to Bailey. "Bailey, I can't believe you broke your promise and looked at that microchip. How can I trust you again?" He asked. 

Bailey smiled and kissed him. "All is forgiven." He nodded and walked off. 

Zack turned to me. "Am I forgiven?" I asked. He kissed me. "Why wouldn't you be when you're this cute?" I guess I am.