The Suite Life on Deck (Season 2)

18. Marriage 101

Woody was about to arm wrestle Addison, and for some reason Zack was fluffing his hair??

"Alright buddy, when I say go I want you to use every ounce of power you got alright?" Zack told him. "Woody nodded. "Aaannnddd... go." Woody started pushing, Addison's hand resisting. She looked at their hands. "Oh oh did he say go I guess I should start pushing now. Wow, is that your hardest? That's not very hard." She pushed down on his hand and sent him flying off the chair. Oh wow...

"In your face. 83 pounds of pure power." Addison bragged. "Dude, you just got beat by a girl who can fit in a keyhole." Cody told Woody, who was still on the ground. 

Then the bells rang and Miss Tutweiler arrived and we all sat in our seats. "Uh, Woody, what are you doing on the floor?" She asked. "Uh, looking for his pride." Zack answered. "Uh...can't fine it. Ooh, but I found a piece of gum." He said, picking it from under his table and eating it, I looked away in case I threw up.

"Okay dokey then..." Miss T said, slightly disturbed. "So, in Social Studies this week, we're gonna do something a little different."

London gasped in excitement. "Oooh, you sit in one of these chairs while we bore you to death?"

"Wow, 9:02 and I'm already sad." Ms T said, looking at her watch. "Now this assignment is going to be worth half your grade." She continued. "But, everyone will have a partner." Zack Woody and London all lunged at Cody, picking him. "And the two of you will become a married couple." She finished. Zack instantly let go and grabbed me instead, making me laugh a little, and London and Woody let go in disgust. "What? No one wants to marry me?" Cody asked, clearly kinda sad. "Eh, you get used to it." Ms T said, waving her hand.

"So Y/n, will you marry me? I know this might be your second time in a wedding dress but I swear, I will treat you better than an 8 year old." Zack said, and I laughed, thinking back to little snot prince Jeffrey. "I'd love to." I answered, hugging him.

"Alright class," Ms T said, making us all turn to her. "Now over the next two weeks you will learn what it's like to be married." She explained. "What do you know about marriage?" London asked her. "Well.." Ms T faltered. "Have you ever been married?" London continued. "No, but-"

"Has anyone ever proposed to you?" "I will have you know-" "When's the last time you were on a date?" "Stop it, stop it!!!" Ms T yelled. "I mean...moving on."

"Now, it's a fact that nearly half of U.S. marriages end in divorce. The other half limp along in uncomfortable silence." We were staring at her. "Well this is because, people often don't realise how hard it is to share a life with another person."

London scoffed. "My daddy's great at marriage. He's done it 8 times." Omg poor London.

"Okay, now everyone pick a card out of this bowl to determine your career." Ms T said. Cody picked astronomer, Bailey picked a hand model. "Ugh, with those badger claws?" London judged. Okay rude. 

Addison picked teacher, made a comment about salary making Ms T sadder at 9:07. Woody got hotdog vendor.

Zack walked over to the bowl. "Ooh, sanitation engineer. Cool, I'm an engineer." Zack said. "That means garbage man." Cody told him. "Cool, I drive a trick that crushes stuff." Zack said, okay well at least he's finding the bright side. I picked one out. "Ooh scientist." I smiled.

It was London's turn to pick hers. "Who's Brian Surg-eon?" she asked looking at the card in confusion. "Brain surgeon." Ms T corrected. "But even though this isn't real, that makes me nervous. You can be a....housewife?" She suggested. "Ooh can I be a mansion wife?" London asked excitedly. "Sure." Ms T answered. 

"Hello, husband." I smiled, walking up to the smoothie bar. "Hey honey, how was work?" Zack smiled.

"Great! I was thinking we should do something to celebrate my first pay check." I answered, leaning forward on the table. "Oh really?" He asked, leaning in to kiss me. "I was thinking of buying you new clothes, so that all your clothes don't smell like garbage." I said, making him laugh. "Well then lets go." He smiled, linking our arms and heading to his room so he could change before class.