The Suite Life on Deck (Season 2)

11. Crossing Jordin

I was hanging out at the smoothie bar with Zack and Cody when Bailey came in really excited. "Guys, I just heard the most amazing news you'll never ever guess what it is never ever guess what??!!!" She said, jumping up and down.

"The Swedish bikini team came on board and the lotion boy missed the boat!" Zack said. "Why do you always guess that?!" Bailey asked. "Because if I say it enough one day it might really happen." Zack said, making me hit him with the magazine that I was reading. "Judging by your level of excitement, I can only assume that Bottonus have successfully crossed-pollinated the rhododendron with the periwinkle, creating the rhodowinkle?"

"Uh, no." Bailey answered making Cody shout "YES. Then the race is still on."

"They killed that one dentist that doesn't recommend Colgate?" I asked. "No! Okay, you guys stink at guessing. Jordin Sparks is on the boat!!!" She said, and my eyes widened. "Jordin Sparks? I love her, I voted for her like a hundred times on Idol." Bailey ran over to Marcus who just arrived on the Sky Deck. "Marcus! Jordin Sparks is on the boat, can you please get me an autograph?!" She asked. 

"Sparky?!" He asked, smiling, and I knew where this was going because he did it to Zack before with Beyoncé. "Yeah!" Bailey answered excitedly. "No!" He smiled, but Bailey's smile faded. "Why not?" She asked. "Well the last time I saw her I was hanging out with Fergie and Flo Rida. And now I'm hanging out with...you guys." He answered. 

Mr. Moseby appeared with Jordin and I could see Bailey who was really excited. Marcus screamed, put a towel over his face and ran from the Sky Deck. 

"And he's embarrassed by us." Zack said, with a face. People mobbed Jordin then, and Moseby blew an air horn. "Leave Miss Sparks alone or I will cut you up and throw you out the sewage flap." Moseby said, popping the p. "And I thought Simon was mean." Jordin mumbled to Bailey, who was behind Jordin, and Zack and Cody were cowered behind Bailey. 

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Jordin Sparks was performing tonight so we were on the balcony of the Sky Deck looking down on the stage. 

"Marcus, if you had been willing to talk to Jordin and pull a few strings, we could have gotten front row seats." Zack complained. "The only sting I'm pulling, is this one." Marcus said, pulling on the strings of his hoodie, shrinking the hood and covering his face. 

Moseby appeared and announced Jordin. Zack put his arm around me, making me wrap an arm around his waist. 

Jordin was really good, she played a really good song, and I think Moseby fan-girled a little.

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Bailey and I were heading to take a walk on the Sky Deck and saw the girl who won London's Yay Me contest, Alyssa, attacking a waiter.

"Hey, London, why is your little fan chasing that waiter?" Bailey asked, sitting in the girl's seat. "She's just trying to get my order. Isn't she sweet?" London asked, delirious. Alyssa went by, on the waiter's back, attacking him and screaming.

 "Okay, that girl is more on balance than a three legged pig on a frozen pond." I said, looking over again at the girl who was violetly shaking the man, I think trying to hit his head of the ground.

"Oh Y/n, Y/n, Y/n, you're just jealous you don't have a fan who loves you just as much as Alyssa loves me!!" London said, happily. "Riiigght, that's totally it." I said, sarcastically.

She came back with the tuna, giving it to London, then she took the solider and did the Heimlich maneuver and the piece flew over onto London's plate. Wow.