Evan Green's Secret Journal (Book 1)

Chapter 7: Searching

I got up out of my car. i got up and i slam the door shut. i said Oh man my dog got lost.??? what will i do. i screamed and gassed out of my car. i jumped up and picked a gum chunk of bubbl gum out of the seat. Eeew i said and i popped it in my mouth. i gnawed on it real good and i made it crunchy. i left and i looked for my dog Benedict. he got lost. i screamed it's name into the wind. I said benedict get over here you dog. i climmbed a tree. it was a pine tree. i liked it. I climbed it and i sat in it's branches. I screamed some more. i was missing my iphone 5c. I cried a tear and then i said Get a hold for your self Evan. i smacked me and i jumpped down from the Tree. I said where are you benedict. Its getting late. And i lost my fedora. what kind of life is this.

I ran around in ovals and octagons until i found i was hungry. So i ran back to teh car and i got a gatorade and I drinked it. i felt better so i went back to find Bennedict. he was hard to find. I found a log and a snake and a dead squirrel and a racoon. But i petted it and it bit me so i said Ow. i had rabies now. i ran and i doidn't find Benedict. Oh em god where are you. The jokes over Benedict. i said. i thought about 1D. i liked it. they was my favorite band and I liked to write fanfics about them. they were mostly about shipping but sometimes they weren't, lol. Anyway. i jumped like a hopping frog/kangaroo hybrid in the wind. i saw the sun set in a burning sky. i said Oh man. i gotta go. i ran to the river with the bungalow that my hat went in earlier. I screamed at a guy on the bungalow. he cried and ran away. I found   a leaf. I picked it up and sniffed it. then i threw it and i ran back to the car. i sta in it and cried. then i saw a blanket. Its on the floor. i screamed in suprise. it was pink gingham plaid. I picked it up like a apple saucer. then i saw whats under-neath. Omg its my dog. i screamed. he was sleeping like a bald man. i smacked him.

bendict woke up. I said get up. he barked and growled at my shoe. i said I have rabies now. He gave me a look taht said Yeah ok cool. i petted him and i fed him a pizza slifce. We lisstended to 1d music. Life was grate.

I looked at the rising sun. Oh em gosh time for bed. I said/. I got my slepping bag and i sleeped in it. I went to bed. benedict barked in his sleep like an annoyance. i growled and ate a chip off the floor. Gnite i said like a british guy. Benedict barked and i said shut up. he went to sleep. in the morning it was morning. v The sun came and it was bright. the sky. 1 I got up. i lighted my lantern and i lit it. I ate some stale pizza. I put on my pants and my hat. It was a red hat for sports like base ball. I wore it. I put on orange suspenders and a green shirt. i looked radical. Lookin good i said to myself. i had a mirror.

I got up and went to bed. But i said wait a minnut. and i got up. I sat in my car. i opened it and i left. i said Bye benedict. Ill just live in the woods for a while. hhaha, i know right??? I said. Benedict barked a sound and i slammed the door shut. I walked off. The sun was hot and the trees were shadey. I sat in one and enjoyed the buzzing of the mosquitoes. One bit me but I Don't care. I remembered that i had rabies. i drooled like Benedict. then i coughed and i breathed. I got down from teh tree. I picked up a acorn and chewed on it. i used my spit and i chewed it into a paste. then I said I made acorn butter. its like peanut butter except its' a arocn. Yknow??? i laughed to myself. I spitted the butter on a rock with moss. i ran off into the ditsance. i wished i had my dog but he was in the Car. he was in a better place. it's okay.

I got up to a rock and a creek with flowing water. I spit in it. I saw a lobster i think. But i saw rocks and i left. I don't like rocks. I ran back to the car. I said Honey im home!!~ to benedict. But he was sleeping again. he was on his back and i saw he was dead. Ohno wat happened i screamed. I gave him cpr. I said No dont leave me. but he was already dead. he was to far gone. I cried some tears on his corpse. I said why. Then i saw a fat bag of food. it was the one i bringed along when i left from home. It was empty and eaten. I said Oh man, i overfeeded him. So i sat in the day and cried about my lost sorrow.