Evan Green's Secret Journal (Book 1)

Chapter 9: Dog

First i went to walgrenns again. But they didn't have puppies either. Oh em god i screamed. Why cant i get a dog around here. I jumped in my car and it speeded fast. I had my cool new hat on. I ran to the car and jumped in. I drove off. I went to a differeent store. I went in there and saw some animals. They had cats and fish. i said Woah. i saw a guy that worked tere. I said where are the dogs. she said over Here. i said thanks~. I ran to the dogs section. They had a chiwawa and a labredoodle and some other stuff. I picked up a poodle. its so soft I screamed. i loved it. it was gray and it barked. i said aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. The guy said okay, you can buy it. can i have your signatire plz. I said Sure and i signed my best autograph. It was big and it filled half the paper slip. the guy said ok. I grabbed teh podle and i said I ahve a dog, yeah. The guy said its a boy. i said i know, it dosn't have eyelashes ^_^; The guy said .... oh. I grabbed the dog by it's tail and check out.

I said ummm, what should i name you. the dog sneezed. i went to my car. This is youre home now i said. The dog stared. i said what should i name you though. its rude not to listen to your elders >:(. The dog sneezed again. i said Oh. Ill name you Sneeze.b It was a great neme!!! Sneeze jumped around in the chair. he layed down and i turned on my ipad. i played Flappy bird. but i lost. it was so sad/. I threw the ipad and it fell on the ground of the car. It got a big crack on the half. I said oops. sneeze came and growled at me. i said shut up.

I listened to my ipad musics and i petted the dog. Then i realizzed my stomach had a fat cavern hole in it. i said oh man. i gotta get food. I drove over a speed bump and my tire screamed. i wnet to Mc donalds. I buyed a pancake since it was the morning time. I smacked the guy and i drove off. I fed a chunk to sneeze. he sniffed it and stared at me. I said what do you expect from me dog. He stared at me and the chunk. then i said, I give up. ill buy you some dog food ok?.

i went to kroger. i went in there and saw  the guy i punched a while ago. It was cold. the guy was crying. i laughed at him and continued my journey. i got a mega bag. it said it was for "large breeds." i said Hmmm maybe a mini ature poodle is a large breed i guess. I looked at the ingredients... Chicken meal, bone grounds, rice, caramel color... the list goes on and on. Mmm sounds appitizing i said. im sure Sneeze will love it. I payed for it and i left.

I went in the car. sneeze got his head stuck in the hole from the 8 ball. i said Your stupid and pulled his head out. i dumped some food on the floor. Eat up i said. sneeze ate thankfully. i said I'm a good deed. I smiled at took a pictur of sneeze eating. i put #dog $supercute #. No one commented like usual. oh man. i sighed. I hugged sneeze but he yellped and fell down. I said oops.

I took a bite of the dog food. Mm hm, not bad, yknow. i said. But i like burrito's better. i ate the chunk of th panacke that was on the floor from earlier.. it smelled bad but it was Ok. I looked at sneeze. he was sleeping like a dog. Thats because he is a dog. lel. 9u9

I said ynkow Sneeze. maybbe i should bye you a collar. what dyou think? but... he didn't answer... he was asleeping. i laughed at him as he barked and drooled in his sleep. i love dogs i whsipsered.

In teh morning, the sun was shiny. It was a star burning up the atmosphere like love fire. the flames of love i knew no more. Ever since rhondella left me i don't know love. the only love I have is Benedict and Sneeze and 1D. Exce[pt benedict died. otherwise i have no one. oh wait also my mom, until she kicked my out the house. a tear went down my cheeks. Why didn't she love me?. whyd she make me go. I cried in the night. i was sad. It was morning.

i saw Sneeze. he slept. i said Ill go to teh stor and get you a nice coller. i pulled over to a store. I bought a pink coller. the first one i saw. It's nice i said. but then... my eyes froze in there sockets!!!. it was a one direction collar. ???? I screamed. i grabbed it and payed for it and left. i fassened it on Sneez's neck. it was kind 0f tight but it was good. Npow your cool i said to sneeΩe. I like my life.