Evan Green's Secret Journal (Book 1)

Chapter 13: Yolo

A couple hours later I woke uop. i mustve fell aslep i commented. i played on teh phone the docter gave me. it was a nice phone i remarked. i fell back asleep after waching sanjay and Criag. I had a emotional dream then i woke up. i looked at my window at the roof of the building nearby. i could see the top since it was shorter. there was a dead bird and some dirt. I stared at it. then i fell back in to my bed and took a nap to the sound of farting from the tv. and other sound effects.

I got up when i felt a pain in my arm. maybe i should take some meds i thought. I punched my arm and then sat up. my spine felt better even tho it had been 2 hours. my hip was still broken though. my spine got fractured when i fell. I thought about my mom and the doctor where did they go?.

i sat up and looked at the window at the burning sun light. The sun burned my eyes with radiation. i liked how it felt when it burned my eyes. i got up and did a front flip. my hip hurt but i was ok. I ran to the utility closet and grabbed a hip brace. i put it on my thigh so it would be good. ok i said. I ran out of teh hospital. i have to go get sneeze I said.

i jumped in my car and reved the engine up real loud. I drove off in the streyts and drove to my apartment. I saw sneeze laying in the ground. i said oh no sneeze i Forgot you were out here. i picked him up and bring him inside. I looked at the phone and my tv. I liked my new phone. Now i could have one that wasnt broken. I played games on it and took some selfies with my diffrent outfits. then i went to bed.

when i got up Sneeze wasnt moving. i realised he wasent moving last nite. Hhhhm i said frowning thoughtfully. i poked him and a bug crawled out. i said Yup, hes dead all right. i kicked the corpse out side. i went inside and watched tv. thn i said Evan what am i goinb to do with my life.?

I called my mom. hi evan what is it. What should i do with my life Mom? Uh i dont know. whatever your heart tells you. follow your dreams~~. i said ok thanks for the advice mom. Any time even. she hung up. i said hm im not going to get a new dog. Ill just get a diffrent pet, what should i get? but my mom al ready hung up. i said yknow what i think i'l do. I think i will go sky diving. I jumped in my car and drove to a sky diving place.

I went sky diving and felt the air rip my flesh. I fell on the ground and hurt my hip again. i couldnt walk well but its okay. I scurried away like a raccon. I ran to my apartment and did some flips. but then i landed on my elbow and got pain in my hip and spine again. Those doctors lied i scolded. They said it would be better in a couple hours. they lied. I jumped on teh couch for a while since i was bored. then i ate a croisant. it smelled nice.

I got out my phone and went on tumblr and stuff. i posted the same picture on all of them. A picture of me with my 1D hat and broken sunglasses making a duck face. I captioned it #yolo #prayforevan #sad.

Some girls commented omg r u ok. i said yeah. I got up and felt pain in my hip. i put the hip brace back on. I got out my sharpies and wrote #1D and <3 all over it in multiplying colors. I said Now im cool. I wached tv and then i heard a knok at my door

omg who is it. i said. I ran to teh door. i opened it. a guy stood there. he had hair and some sunglassed on. it was strange but i think i recognize him i thought. I said hi waht do you want. he said im a telamarketer. i screamed and ran inside, slamming the door with my elbow. but he said Wait evan just kidding. I said weight you know my name.??? he said yeah Im from school. ive been waching you. i bought you a tie and left it for you and wrote a message saying i'l get you in your tv, remeber>? i said Oh yeh. i remember. o3o. He said yeah My anmes tyler. i know youre secret.

i gasped. what?> How do you know??? you put it on tumblr he explained. Oh i said. so what you want. i got a ticket for you he said Its for a concert. wow tahnks i said. i accepted the ticket and slammed the door again. then i watched tv for a while and thought about how much i i like 1 direction. I like them alot. i said thoughtfully. I lookd at the ticket. it was for a one direction concert omg. i screamed like a fan girl and threw it. then i went to bed since i was tired.

((omg guys were finally getting to the climax!!!! sorry the exposition was so long. lol. dont stop reading!))