Evan Green's Secret Journal (Book 1)

Chapter 18: Surprising

We sat there on the couch. Im tired of waiting for friday i said like a grump. harrrry sat on the floor since their wasnt a room on teh couc. tyler was sleeping beecause he falled asleep. He drooled like benedict and like me bcause I have rabies. I wached tv. i like tv i screamed. then i felled aslep too. But when i waked up i saw tyler wasnt there. Tyler whered you go/ i said. Also jarry was gon e but I dont realy care about him.

I looked arund the partment but couldnt find them. i saw teresa. Oh well i said like a sigh. i picked up teresa and we ate some pretsels to gether. yea Then i ran to the bathro,m since i gotta go potty. But then out of no ware harry came out of no ware!!!!!!!! i screamed and fall to the ground. I saw a abyss of darkness.................

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I heard a voice. It said evan are you okay. Oh em god im so sorry. I didnt meen to make you go in a coma. he wispered. I opened my eyes. trevor standed there/ I said hi tyler. i was in coma. Oh he replyed. Harry stood tehre with some looks of concern in his facial features. I said i hate you darry!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!!1!1!!!111!!!!!!1!!!!!!! You maked me go in a fat coma!1!!!!!!! now i hate you. Consider this band breaked up. Tylers my only room mate now.......... i started to cry like walter and i sobbed but i didnt turn in to  a monster. (((((oooops i didnbt realise it mite be a spoiler when i typed it. if youy know what thats a reference to then hit me up in the comments~~~))))))0)

Calm down even saidb Hary. It was a suprise birthday party. For your birthday. its my birthday i said. Now im 17. Im a big boy. Yeh replyed harruy. Im sorry, kid. I said whel too bad. I still hate you. i got up from the hospital beddb and turned on my heel and walkled away I wlked right outta the hospittal. I said Com on Tylr. You can be my posse. Ok he said. he followd me.

We ran to my car and revvyed up teh engines. I saw the dented radio and the door. i played flapp bird on my iphone new and I put on my broke sunglasses. Then i startd drooling real bad. I said oh man tyler. i done got rabies. Oh ok cool he said. We got to the cpartment and i went inside. i slamed the door in Tylers face. he cryed an opened it back up. Right back up again. he came inside.

i picket up my phone and called my nmom. Whos this she replyed. Yeah mom. its evan. I said evenly. Oh ok she said. What do you want. I felt anger explode in me. I said Mom you forgetting what this day is. What is it said mom. I felt teh explode anger and it leaked out of me in a burst. MOM ITS MY BIRTHDAY I screamed. YOU FORGOT!!!!!!!!! i smacked the phone down and lkicked it in the corner. It got a cracked screen. I said Great now i got a broke phone again and my mom kicked me out the house. All my sorrow in life is her fault. I cried anger tears. Worst birthday ever i mutterd.

Tyler jumped out of the bathroom. I suprised you he said sarcastically. No i said. Ok he said. Are we gettin cake or what???? i said like i was bored. Ok he said. We jumpe din the car agian. i went to kroger and garbbed teh first cake I see: red velvet w/ cream cheese peanut butter frosting. Mmmm i said expectantly. It had pink roses made out of frosting in it. I like it i said. i grabbed tylers debit card and payed for it. I left. I jupped in the car. Hey tyler i said like a cool guy. Did yoy getv the cake he asked. Yeah i demanded. i grabbed a fork and screamed Dig In!!!!!!. we ate the cake and we were fat. Hah jk. I drove home. I fed some cake to theresa. Yeeeeehaw i screamed.