Evan Green's Secret Journal (Book 1)

Chapter 11: Germs

I went to the restrant. I saw a guy. i said can i eat here. He said No we don't allow dogs. i cried and ran back to my car. I started the engine up. I drove away. Lets have a picknic in the hills i suggested. Sneeze barked and i laughed at it. I went to a hill.

I gabbed the car. I jumped out. comne on sneeze i yell. Sneeze barked and ran out of the car. I took my pickni basket. it had some burgers and salad and a donut in it. i set it in the brown grass. Mmmm mmmm mmmmmmmm i said to Sneeze. he ran around chasing a butterfly. lol ok i replied and shrugged. i did a cart-wheel and sat in the dirt with the basket.I grabbed Sneeze and he sat with me. i had a discussion with him.

Hey sneeze i said. i said at school No one thinks Germ day is a real holiday. why is it?. Sneeze stared at me. i said Oh dang it. >:( I forgot to go to school after..., the rhondella incidint. Ill go to school tomorow, ok?. Sneeze stared t me some more. i said Oh yeah. You dont know what germ day is all about. Well, i said i will tell you. I'l tell you.

I picked up sneze and i told him a story. it went like this. One time there was a guy named tobias. except evryone pronounced it like toe by us. except thats not how its prounounced!!!!! its toby-us. yknow. So he ran away from home like me. Except he didnt have a car. all he had was a sk8board, so sad. :(. So anyway, he went to wallmart. he bougght some kechup and he ate it. He ate all the ketchuop. He got kechup poisining and he had to go to the emergen-c room. He did it, he went there since he was sick from the ketchup. ib guess the kechupp was expired. anyhow he went there. They did a opertaion and removed the ketchup from his stystem. then he was ok. he got up and coughed and said Where am i?. then the doctor guys kicked him out since he was ok. but tobias fell and contracted a germ from the floor. he had it his hole life. So, in memory of tobias's' brave sacrifice we have germ day as we know it this day.

I brushed a dramatic tear from my eyes. i said Sneeze thats how it went. true story, bro. he barked and ran to the basket. I said ok, we can get the foods now. i garbbed the salad and gave it to sneeze. he grwoled at it. I kicked it. i hate veggatabls i said. i gave sneeze a burger. He ate it. i ate teh doughnut. mmmm mmm i sqaid. Mmm girl. it was a good donut.

After our picknick we left. i went home to my partment. I teacheed sneeze howto play dead and stuff. he wasnt good at it and ran away but i laughed. i sat on my couch i got from the trash. i said its a great Germ Day. :). Sneeze ran around in circles and i thought about my old room-mates that i kicked out. they were racoons. they probly got hit by cars i thought. I smiled. i thought about my favorit animals: beavers. theyre so cool like ducks. i dont like ducks though. I like there tails and ther teeths. i like em.

I turne don the tv. there was a messag written in blood sayin Imma get you. i turned the channel. i screamed when i saw what was on. It was a 1d doccomentery!!! omgomg i screamed. i ran to teh tv and licked it./ Then i sat on teh couc again. except the couch was faceing the window. out the window i could see a butcher shop. there was stained walls. mmm i said. i turned my head at the tv. I saw my favorite band member nial. <3 i said. They were giving him a interview but he broke in to song. i sang along: all day evry day its a holliday Yeah feel all right 24/6 <3 the other one direction band members emerged and sanged along.

I sang thru the night and  then it was nightb time so i went to bed. i left the tv turned on though. lol.