Evan Green's Secret Journal (Book 1)

Chapter 21: Ending!

i got up from the table. I had already ate some chips. I ate enough to feed a whole llama i think. Once i was done I said So Long Guys. Ok they replied. I smiled like a empty chip bag or something. I wakled away. I said Oh by the way. i buyed a new dog. i said. Um nice said one of them. it was zain. Yeah, the laddy said its a girl but i no better. It doesn’t have eyelashes, so it’s obviousluy a boy. I said signifigantly. Yeahs they agreed. i picked up teh dog. Here it is~~~ i screeched. They liked it. What should we name him her? i said. Uh idk said hary. Shut up i wasent talking to you i screamed. Oh ok said harry. I really hate that guy i said knowingly.c So, what we name it?

 I know said louss. He said: WE SHOULD NAME IT HASH TAG he yelled. Ok i said. i named it # and i said yeeeehhhhaaaaw ride em cowboy. i flipped back to the pet store and grabbed a nice collar. it was blue. like the sky and my everlasting love for one direction<3. except not harry. i went to the tag machine thing and it spit out a tag. Eeew i said. the tag said the dog’s name “#” and the adress of are cool house.: 19563 Cavern Inn Drive, Sapphire Plaza California. Thanx i said. i rolled back home like a tumbleweed and tied the collar on his neck. Now you are cool. i said like a GPS. we frolicked since he’s a dog and dogs enjoy that kinda stuff. Then i went inside and locked him out. HAR HAR HAR HUR i laughed.

 I was inside. i saw # scranching at the door like some kinda condiment. i ignored him and wathed Tv. I like tv.  watched it but all that was on was comercials. I hate commercials i screamed. i was watching Say yes to the Dres. Its one of my favorite shows even tho im a boy so I cant wear dresses or i won’t be accepted by society. I wtached a lady in a wedding dress. Theres lots of em on that show I said. suddenly harry came. Hey wassup he screamed in my ear. Ow Don’t do that. i screeched. Oh sorry said jarry.

 So what you want I said.Um idk said Harry. i slamked him and he flew off teh roof like a dead bird or whatever. Except he were inside so I don't get it. Finally the other 4 came out of the wood work and thanked me publiclly. We went onm the bungalow for a special meeting ceremony. I stood in the wood. haha. Louis said Hey kid. He got to do teh ceramony since he ws the leader. So Evan, since your a good kid and youre a room mate now Now you can be a official band member!!. he said with joy. Okay, i said. But firt things first. I grabbed harry and kicked him off the bungalow. He fell below and died. I laughed at his corpse. Ok said lous. Now Evan Green, youre a official band member!!!!

I screeched with joy. Oh thanks. i said. I hugged the 1D peopel. All my dreams came true!!!! So said louis. Are you a good singer??? You bet your bunions i said. Cool said ouis. Ok. We hi-fived and jumped down and practiced singing. I wa sthe best singer. Luis said i can re-place him as leader singer. I grabbed # and hugged him. All my dreams came true!~ I sang like a pretty bird that flies into a wind turbine and dies. # barked and ran away. Ok i said. We ran out and did a group high 5 again. Then we ate dinner. Then i went home and i fel asleep in my bed. I like my life.

THE END :)))))))

((((((OMGOMG GUYS THE STory is finally done!!!! Ive worked on it long time!!! keep a eye out for teh sequel coming soon!!!!! ~~CKDTS))))