South Park Kyman - University AU

Roommates

"Dude, I'm so excited today, I've packed all the stuff I needed, now I'm just waiting for the bus to come." Kyle was having a Skype call with his best friend, Stan, his best friend left South Park a month ago to move in a loft next to his university, they were close friends almost since they're born, even the distance can't stop them.

"I am glad you got the opportunity to go there Kyle, you wanted to go to that university so badly, you were talking about that everyday it was sometimes annoying." Kyle chuckled, it's true he was really impatient to get his response from the establishment, he couldn't stop jumping around when he discovered he got accepted.

"Just to let you know, it's not because I'll be in a boarding school that I'll talk less to you than to my roommates." Kyle smiled and Stan smiled back.

"I hope so, I would be sad if you would forget me haha." A few seconds passed before Stan talk again "Also, Kenny got the chance to get a scolarship that which enabled him to go to that sports university he wanted to go to, but... do you know by any chance what happened to Cartman ?"

Kyle blinked at the other boy, now that he think of it, Cartman has left them since a week without saying a word, Kyle just remembered the fatass said two months ago that he got accepted to a university, he doesn't remember which one though because he wasn't listening at this moment.

"To be honest I don't know dude, maybe he disappeared for ever, I hope so !" They both laughed when Kyle got up suddenly. "Sorry dude, but the bus is here. I have to go, I'll call you again tonight, see ya dude !"

Stan waved as well. Kyle took his luggage, gave a goodbye kiss to his parent and his little brother, and finally got in the bus, sitting at the bottom of it.

He will miss being here, he would only be here for holidays because of the distance. But that university was very important to him, this was his chance to get a good job at the end and live a good life.

Something got him out of his thoughts, his phone rang, it was a text from... Cartman ?

"Hey Kahl~ I was wondering what you were doing right now"

"What do you want Fatass ?"

"I told you I just want to know what you're doing right now !"

"It's none of your business."

"Well, actually it is."

"What do you mean ?

"Cartman ?"

He wasn't replying anymore, what's gotten into him ? That stupid fat boy was missing for a week and now he come back like nothing, ugh, let's just forget that.

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Kyle finally arrived at his University, it was way bigger than he thought it would be. He couldn't wait to go in !

After telling his name and giving his inscription to the direction, he got escorted to his room.

"-I guess you know you'll share this room with two other roommates.

-Yes, I can't wait to know who they are !"

The adult opened the door, they saw a tall chubby man laying on his bed texting on his phone. The boy looked over at the door and got up quickly with a big smile.

"Kahl~! I can't believe you're here !"

Kyle stayed silent for a minutes before realizing.

"-C-C-CARTMAN ?!!

-Oh, I see that you two know each other already, I'll leave you alone then."

The adult left so Kyle got the chance to grab Cartman by his shirt to slam him against the wall.

"-What are you doing here ?! Did you follow me ?! I swear to got I'm gonna ki-

-Woah woah woah calm down Jew, first : I'm here because this is where I got accepted duh, second : technically you arrived after me so you're the one who followed me.

-Uuuh, Eric what's happening here ?"

The two kids looked over the closet next to them, the door opened and a small blonde guy with blue eyes came out of it.

"-Wait a minute... Butters ? What were you doing in the closet ?

-Kyle ! What a nice surprise ! and if I'm in the closet that's because Eric told me he hates it when someone is in the same room as him when he sleeps, so I sleep in the closet !"

The ginger boy glared at the brunette who was trying to not laugh. Then got back to Butters.

Butters was very different since the last time he saw him, he grew up a lot, he was even taller than Kyle, his blonde hair was longer they was some hair in front of his eyes, his voice was less squeaky, and he also got black earrings, how weird for an innocent child like him.

For the fattest, Kyle had to admit he changed a lot to, he was still fat but not too fat, just chubby, he was very tall that was scaring Kyle, and his voiced changed as well, it was way more grave , like people say 'puberty hit him like a train' huh ?

"So Kahl~ how do you feel to have me as your roommate ?"

Kyle just realized something, the text Cartman sent to him earlier.

"Hold on a sec, YOU KNEW IT ?!"

Cartman got a big smile on his face, if he knew about that it was because the last night, he got in the principal's office to see the documents about the new roommate he'll got tomorrow, when he saw that it was Kyle, he was the happiest man in the world.

"-I repeat... how is it to have me as your roommate Kahl~?

-Honestly... I wanna puke."

He quickly got outside of the room to get to the bathroom. This school year was starting really bad.