The Playboy [Len X Reader Fanfic]

Many Years Later...

"Mommy! Daddy! Look what I found! I found a picture book of you guys!"

(C/n) exclaimed as he/she ran right up to me and Lenny, the giant yellow picture book in his/her small hands.
I took the book from him/her.

"Awwww I remember this! Len! Do you remember when we made this while we dated?"

"Ah yes I do remember~ That was also the time you were working as a cocktail server...my cocktail server~"

Len winks at me, making me blush. I may be older now, but Banana Boi still embarrassed me, especially in front of our child. I growl at him.

"I-I hated you back then, remember!"
(≧ヘ≦　)

"Yeah that's true...but then I made you fall in love with me~"
(¬ω¬)

We both giggle as we opened the book of memories. The first picture we found was when the nightclub first opened its doors to the people. There was me on the right side in my embarrassing uniform and Len was right smack in the middle, wearing his red and black suit with that fedora of his on his head.
Len smiled.

"Hey! I remember wearing that suit and fedora all the time! Such good times~"

"That's because the ladies loved you Dad"

(C/n) giggled. Len pat our child's head, grinning.

"Well, I didn't care about all those ladies, I cared about your mother
(Y/n). That's how we had you~"

"Len!"

I blush, remembering when me and Len did it for the first time-

*Anna comes in: For the first time in forever!*

Get out of here Anna, this ain't Disney!
But then (C/n) got curious because he/she then asked,

"What exactly did you two do to have me, Mommy? Daddy?"

"Uhh..."

"Well! When two people, like me and your mother here, love each other very much, they go inside a dark room, lay in a big bed all alone and then-"

I stuffed a banana inside Len's mouth, shutting him up. I hug my child, scratching his/her blonde hair.

"You'll learn in the future (C/n)..."

The next few pages were pictures of me and Len playing video games, cosplaying at conventions and getting married. Such sweet memories. Just then, something...or someone, crashed through the roof of our home, landing near our feet.
It was-

"UNCLE SNAKE! YOU CAME!"
o(^▽^)o

"Of course I came, kid! Wow, you've grown!"

Snake laughed as he held our child, resting him/her on his shoulder. Snake winks to us.

"How you guys doing?~"

"We're doing well, Snake"

"Snake! What a pleasure for you to come crashing through our roof and making a hole in it. Now we'll have to fix it~"
（＾_＾）

"Ah! Sorry! I should've entered through the door...but that wouldn't be fun, wouldn't it kid?"

"No! I love Uncle Snake making a grand entrance!"

(C/n) smiled as he/she clapped his/her hands. All me and Len could do was clap our hands too.
After we finished cleaning up the attic, we found Snake and our child in the bedroom. (C/n) was tucked in while Snake was telling him/her a story.

"And then your Uncle Snake came crashing through the window in order to save your mother from the crazy blond chick!"

"You defeated Bishamon?"

"No, that's another crazy blond chick. But anyway! Your father thanked me for saving his future wife and they lived happily ever after~ The end~
Did you like the story, kid?"

"Of course! Uncle Snake, you are awesome!"

"Heh heh, don't mention it kid, I already get many compliments from the ladies~
Well get some sleep!"

Snake hugged our child before closing the door behind him. He smiled at us and shrugs his shoulders.

"What? I want the story to be less boring"

"We all know the real truth Snake, I saved (Y/n) from the crazy blond chick"

"Yeah with a banana!"

"You two, shush! Our baby's trying to sleep~"

"Aww sorry"

Snake and Len whispered. Snake then left, leaving me and Len alone with our child. We watched our child sleep, snoozing softly. Len wrapped his arm around my shoulder.

"I'm happy I had a child with you,
(Y/n)"

"Me too Banana Boi"

I ruffled his soft hair, messing up his ponytail. He then kisses my lips and then takes something out of his pocket...a condom.
He mischievously smiles at me.

"Want to hear me sing Spice again?~"