The Playboy [Len X Reader Fanfic]

Operation: Save Banana Head's butt! Part 1

(Y/n)'s POV:

"SNAKE! SNAKE! OPEN UP! I NEED YOUR HELP!"

I screamed with impatience as I kept kicking his cardboard box which he called "home."
I knew he was drunk and asleep because of all the beer bottles around the area and his loud snoring coming from inside the box.
Man, this guy has irritated me far enough!
I finally got him to wake up after 10 minutes, FINALLY!
He peeked from under his box, groaning.

"Ugh...what...what the hell do you want, kid?"

"I need your help! It's an emergency!"
ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ

Snake licked his lips as he stretched his arms out. He let out a yawn, causing me to smell his alcoholic breath, it made me sick. He gazed up at me with an annoyed look.

"Is Godzilla destroying our town?"

"No..."

"Is Titans eating our people?"

"No!"

"Is Donald Trump taking over our country?"

"I-I don't know! I-I hope not!"

"Then there's no emergency here, kid. Now go away, I'm trying to get my beauty rest..."

That's when I had enough of his crap.
I swiftly grabbed him by the collar, pulling him close to my face.

"NOW LISTEN HERE YOU DRUNK BASTARD! LEN THE PERVERT WHO IS ALSO MY BOYFRIEND IS KIDNAPPED AND BEING RAPED BY A CRAZY FANGIRL RIGHT NOW AND I NEED SOME OF YOUR GUNS AND MILITARY EQUIPMENT TO SAVE HIM! IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP ME, THEN YOU WEREN'T MADE TO SERVE OUR COUNTRY OR OUR PEOPLE!"

He stared at me with a dumbfound look. He then sighs and gets out of my grasp, fixing his collar. He then takes out a bag of different types of guns from his cardboard box, slinging the bag across his back.

"Alright...but I'm only helping you this once because you gave me Hatsune Miku's number last summer"

Don't even ask me how I got her number, it's a long story.
(^_^;)

"ALRIGHT! OPERATION: SAVE BANANA HEAD'S BUTT IS A GO!"

We got to the hotel, only to face an obstacle ahead of us: The Raging Fangirl press was back and they bought more of Len's fans as backup. They bombarded the door, holding up signs of Len and dolls, demanding to the hotel guards to let them in. I facepalm myself.

"Damn it! I forgot that the club is closed on Sunday's..."

"Well then my job here is over, see you later, kid"

Snake tried to leave, but I grabbed his shoulder, pulling him back. He growls.

"Damn it..."

"We need to find a way to get inside and quick, who knows what kind of torture Len's going through right now..."

"I have an idea, but you might not like it since I know you hate heights"

"I don't care about heights at the moment, I care about Len's safety! I don't want him to get hurt by this crazy b****!"

"If you say so, kid~"

Snake said with a mischievous smile as he opens his giant bag and brings out a large drone. He sets it on the ground and turns it on through the remote control.

"Which floor is he on?"

"I think the 48th floor..."

"Close enough, hang on to the bars on the bottom and don't let go"

The drone starts to lift off the ground, making a soft whirling sound with its small propellers. I cling onto the bars tightly for my dear life and then I was flying through the air. Snake waves bye before controlling the drone to fly towards the hotel. I was flying above the fangirls, many of them spotting me.

"Hey! Look at her! She's trying to get to my Len-kun!"

"That bitch! Let me at her!"

"No fair! She's cheating!"

I payed no mind to their comments and I flew up, up, and up. I was getting scared the higher I went, but this was for Len's sake, I can't give up on him now! Once I reached the 48th floor, I used my karate kick to smash the window, entering the elevator. The drone dropped me off and flew away, I was on my own now. I take out a small taser that Snake gave me and a small pistol. The elevator doors open and I slowly entered.
Come out come out wherever you are, b****...