1) Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
2) I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
3) I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
4) It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
5) Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
6) I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
7) 5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.
8) Deafness is getting to be quite a problem for me lately. I never thought I'd hear myself say that.
9) I just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the Antarctic. Now I have a licence to Krill.
10) A guy walks into the psychiatrist’s office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, ”Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
11) BJ makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
12) Enough of the gay jokes… cum on guys.
13) Girls on their periods always ovary act.
14) The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
15) Poop jokes are the shit.
16) She said she was gonna toss my salad. I said well, you better start undressing….
17) Urinals. They take no shit.
18) Doctor told me I had a bad case of diarrhea. It scared the shit out of me.
19) I usually take steps to avoid elevators.
20) My skiing skills are really going downhill.
21) A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.
22) A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
23) I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.
24) Drivers who speed in the snow often find themselves adrift.
25) Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.
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HumorThese are all jokes that I have either heard, told, read or found on the internet. Hope u guys like them! :D
